Bragging Rights.

Hmmm... Bragging....

I can make a bourbon peach cobbler that has been known to bring men near orgasm.

I'm pretty deft in the flirtation game.

I work in a medium that not many people do - and I'm pretty good at it.

And every man (and woman) that has felt my kiss has declared me to be The Best Kisser Ever. :kiss: (No false modesty here!)
What do I have to do to get some of this orgasm pie?

My top achievement? Mastery of the English language. :D
And standardized tests are my bitches. :devil:
 
People say that I ought to be a professional event planner.

I read and tell stories to children REALLY well. (A good skill to have if you're someone who visits children's homes to help make children's lives better. I've had children want to come home with me.)
 
I can brag about...

...there isn't a horse alive I can't gentle.

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. . . .(Im seriously resisting responding to that. . . :D


as to bragging. . . IM more of a Jack of all trades---master of none :(
 
1)I'm a people person genuinely interested in most people and their stories
2) I'm pretty good at flirting and like men as friends as well as you know what
3) My dress sense and style is ok
4) A better cook than I like to let on

Hmm.... a good way to a guy's heart is through his stomach...something to do with avoiding the pesky ribcage, I hear. :)
 
can we add hotel microwaves and office copy machines to that list :D



I am someone others are quickly comfortable with.

I have won 3 top, national awards, for my work.

I am very good at comforting those in need.

I am a lioness when it comes to the protection of those I love.

People ask me to make them cheesecakes for any and all occasions, so I'm pretty good at those.

I can sing harmony to just about any song I know, and I know lots. :)
Cheesecake? -perk-

I like the lioness comment....it hits home.
 
Have a great ability to take the left overs in a firehouse fridge and turn them into something really good
 
Have a great ability to take the left overs in a firehouse fridge and turn them into something really good

what a coincidence!! I have a great ability to turn firefighters into something really good :D
 
So long as you brush your teeth in the morning, carry on.

oh sure, now that naked firefighters involved, its anything goes huh???

you are such a perve!!!---dont worry I ll send you the DVD:devil:
 
1. I know multiple Operating Systems
2. I know multiple computers
3. I'm fantastic with words
4. I'm a smartass and damn good at it
 
I'm the absolute best at being me. I can honestly say, no one puts forth a better effort than I do, so I'll lay bragging rights to that.:D
 
I can do nothing all day without getting bored. This isn't a natural talent, so I practice regularly to stay in shape.

Next week, I'm going to start improving my procrastination skills.
 
I am a super awesome present buyer :)

Thats the one that springs to mind right now.........I'll think about some others :)
 
I'm a great uncle...
Animals always seem at ease with me
I've got a great smile
 
Professionally, I have a rare talent for comprehending where a person is coming from, understanding the varied psychological dynamics that make them work, then presenting that back to them in a way they understand and can begin to use in the change process. While I can't read minds I can sense the emotions a person is feeling with one glance and can gear everything towards those emotions.

Sexually, I have the shortest refractory period of anyone I know and have been told so by various lovers. I have an amazing capacity to regaining and/or maintaining a hard on and can cum several times in one long love-making session.
 
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