Bragging Rights.

[Riles]

I want to know what you can claim bragging rights about? What are you simply the BEST at? Yep, this is a page where I want to see you in all your vain glory, so put a little spit n'polish on the trophies, shake the dust off the merit badges, and fly your flag high.

So no keeping your pride tucked in here....let's see whatcha got!

 

[hdlynnette]

My trophy reads..."The Worlds Biggest Klutz"

 

[Riles]

My trophy reads..."The Worlds Biggest Klutz"

...if you're going to be something, might as well shoot for the best! -wink-

 

[Riles]

I can brag about...

...my ability to start fires with little material. (nooooooo, I'm NOT a pyro. we heat with wood)

...my cooking is 'down home', but EXCELLENT, and I can make meals to feed many without much planning/prep.

...there isn't a horse alive I can't gentle.

...I can identify voices quickly and with little prior knowledge of the 'owner'.

 

[Ricanbandit]

I am a very good listener

I can seriously cook, really

I love to spoil my partners

I am a very unselfish lover

 

[Corbal]

Soccer, soccer, soccer.

I'm great with crafty things. I make jewelry, hair bows, greeting cards, scrapbooking, and sewing.

I'm great with makeup. I love to watch videos of makeup artist doing random crazy things with eyes and can mock them really well.

 

[SJZ76]

Hmmm... Bragging....

I can make a bourbon peach cobbler that has been known to bring men near orgasm.

I'm pretty deft in the flirtation game.

I work in a medium that not many people do - and I'm pretty good at it.

And every man (and woman) that has felt my kiss has declared me to be The Best Kisser Ever. (No false modesty here!)

 

[Riles]

Hmmm... Bragging....

I can make a bourbon peach cobbler that has been known to bring men near orgasm.

I'm pretty deft in the flirtation game.

I work in a medium that not many people do - and I'm pretty good at it.

And every man (and woman) that has felt my kiss has declared me to be The Best Kisser Ever. (No false modesty here!)

That seems a little sexist, SJ. Maybe women would "O" also....

 

[SJZ76]

That seems a little sexist, SJ. Maybe women would "O" also....

I'm more than willing to let them try! Want me to make it for you, Riles?

 

[Riles]

I'm more than willing to let them try! Want me to make it for you, Riles?

It's tempting, but I get enough 'near' experience as is....I want guaranteed results! -wink-

 

[Gyps33boi]

I was informed by my first gf's best friend that my gf at the time told her based on our first time together I could be a professional in the sack...
I've brought a woman to orgasm with a few well placed words, very little preparation...
Although I'm usually the most unconventional person you'll meet (at any job I do), I tend to kickass with little experience...

 

[85Ironman]

I'm a top-notch analyst, strategist and tactician. Give me a pile of disjointed facts and I'll make sense out of them, organize a strategy for your use of them and put into play a system for implementing that strategy. I've done this well in military, business and legal applications.

I'm pretty good at convincing juries to see things my way.

I've yet to meet a dog or a horse that I can't calm down and be friends with.

I can take a fearful, insecure kid and teach him the skills and drive necessary to be a stand-out, scholarship quality linebacker.

 

[SJZ76]

It's tempting, but I get enough 'near' experience as is....I want guaranteed results! -wink-

There's only so much I can promise with baked goods.

 

[85Ironman]

Hmmm... Bragging....

I can make a bourbon peach cobbler that has been known to bring men near orgasm.

I'm pretty deft in the flirtation game.

I work in a medium that not many people do - and I'm pretty good at it.

And every man (and woman) that has felt my kiss has declared me to be The Best Kisser Ever. (No false modesty here!)

That seems a little sexist, SJ. Maybe women would "O" also....

I'm more than willing to let them try! Want me to make it for you, Riles?

It's tempting, but I get enough 'near' experience as is....I want guaranteed results! -wink-

There's only so much I can promise with baked goods.

I'll try a piece of that.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

My trophy reads..."The Worlds Biggest Klutz"

awwwww

can I share that one with you?


bragging rights?

I'm really good at flirting

bantering

making people smile

 

[Gyps33boi]

I'll try a piece of that.

So will I...
Oh, and maybe a slice of that cobbler, too

 

[Riles]

cont'd....because!

...I can sell it. That's right. It. Meaning anything. Because I'm great at building a rapport with strangers quickly and making it stick!

...I can seduce (most) down the path I want, and make it seem like it was their idea.

 

[Riles]

There's only so much I can promise with baked goods.

-grin-

That'd be just my luck. Denied the "O", but gain 5lbs from eating the cobbler!

 

[Gyps33boi]

cont'd....because!

...I can sell it. That's right. It. Meaning anything. Because I'm great at building a rapport with strangers quickly and making it stick!

...I can seduce (most) down the path I want, and make it seem like it was their idea.

I'm unsure of whether to be intrigued or fearful...

 

[Riles]

I'm unsure of whether to be intrigued or fearful...

I'm 5'2 and a 128lbs.....what possibly would you have to be afraid of?

-wink-

 

[DucDestiny]

I'm 5'2 and a 128lbs.....what possibly would you have to be afraid of?

-wink-

whether my scratching post is up to the job.. oh.. sorry.. I haven't been paying attention...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I've got kick ass cooking & baking skills
I'm awesome w/ sewing
I've got an incredible voice
I'm highly destructive w/o meaning to be...I sent a guys cell phone crashing into his hot tub

 

[NattyBumppo]

I can screw up a computer better than anyone I know.

 

[kendra1980]

I can screw up a computer better than anyone I know.

can we add hotel microwaves and office copy machines to that list



I am someone others are quickly comfortable with.

I have won 3 top, national awards, for my work.

I am very good at comforting those in need.

I am a lioness when it comes to the protection of those I love.

People ask me to make them cheesecakes for any and all occasions, so I'm pretty good at those.

I can sing harmony to just about any song I know, and I know lots.

 

[deskuser]

1)I'm a people person genuinely interested in most people and their stories
2) I'm pretty good at flirting and like men as friends as well as you know what
3) My dress sense and style is ok
4) A better cook than I like to let on