Bra hooks and other assorted pains in the arse

[Andreina]

okay... *rubbing cheek* I just got dressed, put my bra on when the two bloody bra hooks ripped out of the material (I close my bra at the front and then just move it to its correct position - if that makes sense) and the bloody thing snapped straight in my face

How pathetic is that?


Halo
(Slapped with a bra)

 

[kiwiwolf]

okay... *rubbing cheek* I just got dressed, put my bra on when the two bloody bra hooks ripped out of the material (I close my bra at the front and then just move it to its correct position - if that makes sense) and the bloody thing snapped straight in my face

How pathetic is that?


Halo
(Slapped with a bra)

Just in the interests of public safety I had better check the rest of your bras...

 

[Andreina]

thanx a lot *handing wolfy the contents of my bra and panty drawer* there are only about 50 bras and 100 panties to go through


Halo

 

[kiwiwolf]

thanx a lot *handing wolfy the contents of my bra and panty drawer* there are only about 50 bras and 100 panties to go through


Halo

*singing*... Heaven, I'm in heaven....

 

[Guest]

 

[Andreina]

i can hear ya fox.... or when you have to do a total cabinet reshuffle. happend to me at during the reception at the austrian embassy - i turned around to reshuffle when the ambassador approached me Most embarassing!
(P.S.: Why aren't ya on MSN ya bint?)

Wolfy... stop drooling and start inspecting!


Halo

 

[Ishmael]

Bra Hooks

From a mans perspective, I'm not to enthused with the damned things either. For all of my years of experience you'd think that I could unhook the them with ease. NOT. If it's one of those front hook jobs with the slide hook, fine. Standard back hook numbers turn me into a fumbling idiot. I think that it would be easier to pick the lock an a chasitity belt.

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

 

[Andreina]

ooooooooooooooooh okay then. you are excused


Halo

 

[rexfelis]

Forget inspecting, let's do something that should have been done a long timea ago. Make it illegal for bras to slap women! lmao

 

[Guest]

 

[sch00lteacher]

Forget inspecting, let's do something that should have been done a long timea ago. Make it illegal for bras to slap women! lmao

I say take it a step further, outlaw all bras! In this time of war, we need our women to be combat ready. All the scfi movies tell us that women make better pilots than men. We can not have our pilots running around with only one eye.

In the name of National Security, women, do not wear your bras. The life you save, could be mine!

Be patrioctic. If you are wearing one now, safely remove it, and burn it. To ensure you are not hit in the eye, ask for help, stop the man nearest to you and ask him to remove it for you.

 

[Olivianna]

(P.S.: Why aren't ya on MSN ya bint?)
Halo

hel t'tekelamina al'arabiyya, or is 'ya bint' slang for something else in English?
just curious,
O

 

[alexandraaah]

Grrrr...

I'd like to add a little rant to this thread:

I find it to be oppressive that we women have to pay so much (let alone at all) for tampons, pads, dry cleaning and even bras.

I realize bras are a choice (definitely not in my case if I choose to live pain-free) but why, why, why do they have to cost so damn much?

Resume all things fun.

 

[freescorfr]

handing wolfy the contents of my bra

 

[sexyspank]

okay... *rubbing cheek* I just got dressed, put my bra on when the two bloody bra hooks ripped out of the material (I close my bra at the front and then just move it to its correct position - if that makes sense) and the bloody thing snapped straight in my face

How pathetic is that?


Halo
(Slapped with a bra)

Hi Halo I reckon that if your bra hooks are causing you a pain in the arse then you are doing something seriously wrong




Wendy

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

What we need is some engineers to get to work on this. Bras need some sort of automatic release that is easier than the bloody hooks and more reliable too.

Pros and cons of some ideas....

1) magnetic attachment with push-button release.... Pro: easy to release, con: If a lit lady took off her bra while sitting in front of her computer during a hot lit session it would wipe out the hard drive and that's not good. Our lit ladies love their hard drives.

2) Voice activated release with a mechanical connection... Pro: again, easy to release, Especially if you made the key word something like "Freedom". Con: If there was a large crowd at a political rally, and a politician like Patrick Henry said "Give me Freedom or give me death," there would be a lot of confusion as every bra in the place suddenly popped free and the political drama of the moment might get lost in the confusion.

I don't know about this, the hooks are sounding better and better now that I think about it.

 

[CarolineOh]

I say take it a step further, outlaw all bras! In this time of war, we need our women to be combat ready. All the scfi movies tell us that women make better pilots than men. We can not have our pilots running around with only one eye.

In the name of National Security, women, do not wear your bras. The life you save, could be mine!

Be patrioctic. If you are wearing one now, safely remove it, and burn it. To ensure you are not hit in the eye, ask for help, stop the man nearest to you and ask him to remove it for you.

Honey, some of us would be putting out a lot more eyes without a bra than we ever could with one.

 

[CarolineOh]

hel t'tekelamina al'arabiyya, or is 'ya bint' slang for something else in English?
just curious,
O

That wasn't English. it was Scottish.

 

[jass1960]

Re: Grrrr...

I'd like to add a little rant to this thread:

I find it to be oppressive that we women have to pay so much (let alone at all) for tampons, pads, dry cleaning and even bras.

I realize bras are a choice (definitely not in my case if I choose to live pain-free) but why, why, why do they have to cost so damn much?

Resume all things fun.

Bras, tampons and pads I can understand...but why are you ranting about dry cleaning?

 

[Andreina]

hel t'tekelamina al'arabiyya, or is 'ya bint' slang for something else in English?
just curious,
O

contrary to the arabic term "daughter of" it is a sort-of affectionate term between women (note: sort-of )


Halo

 

[rexfelis]

Honey, some of us would be putting out a lot more eyes without a bra than we ever could with one.

Exactly why I did not take that step further.... lol

 

[Andreina]

Exactly why I did not take that step further.... lol

i can just picture you perving at our boobs

( o Y o ) <--- free sneak preview


Halo

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I say ditch the bra, and let those baby's swing free