Boy Scouts vs. Girl Scouts

JOMAR

And the real point is what? Chain the boys to a risk free campground? Anticipate every goddamned problem that might come down the pike? ...

Yes, I'm afraid that's exactly what Jomar and Subsweetsarahh are sticking with...

No, it's not what I'm saying. If you two actually paid attention to my posts you'd know that. But, since this is going nowhere, why don't we call it a day.
 
Actually, scratch those plans. Weather radio just kicked on - we're under a severe thunderstorm watch - large hail and strong winds predicted. It shouldn't hit us for a couple of hours but that won't work with the pool plans.

You wanna still come over and grill?

Sure. I'll bring some beer. Thanks.
 
:: Shrug :: Boy Scouts aren't Girl Scouts. The facilities aren't even remotely comparable in size and purpose. If they were, the storm shelter would be a worthless concrete hole in the ground without a Scout anywhere near it most of the time.

The troop I belonged to doesn't even exist any more. A few years back, someone took the reins that cancelled outings for weather twice as often as tents actually went up, and refused any suggestions to camp in the actual wilderness. If there wasn't a building in view, you weren't going.

The Scouts promptly migrated to a troop in a nearby town.
 
I can't say anything about the Scout Camps in Iowa, but when I went to Scout Summer camp, we slept in 2 man tents. The only building was the mess hall. During one bad late night thunderstorm, we were all called to the mess hall because the leaders feared falling trees, not tornados.

The Girl Scout camp had permanent cabins, with real toilets, I was told. The Scout organization is run by men and the Girl Scouts are run by women. You will have to ask them why there is such a difference in the facilities.
 
Group Sex Merit Badge

SARAH is our resident expert on monkeys. In Girl Scouts she earned the Monkey Spanking merit badge.

Sad camping experience but we must move on.

We're seeking 2 other couples to help us earn 4 points toward our GROUP SEX MERIT BADGE. Volunteers raise your hands.
 
Women are always interested in making pansies and candyasses of real boys. Its what they do. They mean well, but their efforts turn boys into candyasses or sneaks.

My mother, rest her soul, thought she was protecting me by restricting my activities to what she believed were safe and wholesome events. But I just lied and did what I wanted to do. So the bottomline was, she didnt know where I was or what in hell I was doing. But she thought I was helping the Girl Scouts make cokkies or whatever.

In fact I was having a grand time with my buddies. We did shit that would have given my mom apoplexy if she knew.

Momma's chase their boys into gang activities when they refuse to cut the apron strings, or the boy gets the idea that maybe the girls are on to something, and cultivates a taste for a dick up his ass.
 
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