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LibraryVixen

LibraryVixen

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Let's be honest, we all want our sexcapades to be memorable. Sometimes they burn themselves into our memories because they are so amazing and other times perhaps because things didn't go exactly as hoped. That's what I want to talk about here... After chatting with a fellow Lit member about one of the funniest things to ever happen to me, we were inspired that this would make a good thread. So, come on y'all...spill your most embarrassing, funny, or epic failures relating to all things naughty.

I'll go first...

I often enjoy dressing up in sexy outfits and having my picture taken as a form of foreplay. A few years ago I needed to print some photos for a project I was working on--so I deleted all the x-rated pics from my SD card and went to the photo kiosk at Wal-Mart. I popped in my card and was greeted with a full-screen image of me...wearing nothing but bunny ears and a smile...we're talking full frontal nudity. There were a dozen or so other people around who clearly saw but were polite enough to pretend they didn't see anything. Oh but I saw the grins and giggles on their faces. The photo was on screen for a full 45-60 seconds as I frantically searched for the correct button to push to get it off. Hilarious! I was dying laughing. Good thing I'm not easily embarrassed!

Okay...tag...you're it...
 
I mistakently called my boyfriend another man's name during sex, right after he entered me . He wasn't happy..I was horribly embarrassed. :(
 
One more...though it involves accidental nudity as well. Seems to be a theme with me. One time is was in my apartment (2nd floor) and I had just gotten out of the shower. I was walking around nude. Sure the living room blinds were open as usual but I was on the 2nd floor...no harm, no foul. Until I glanced over to the window and saw a man staring directly at me...face to face! Apparently my apartment complex was getting new siding that day and he was up on a ladder. Hahahahahahha. Whoops.

Anyone else? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
 
LibraryVixen said:
One more...though it involves accidental nudity as well. Seems to be a theme with me. One time is was in my apartment (2nd floor) and I had just gotten out of the shower. I was walking around nude. Sure the living room blinds were open as usual but I was on the 2nd floor...no harm, no foul. Until I glanced over to the window and saw a man staring directly at me...face to face! Apparently my apartment complex was getting new siding that day and he was up on a ladder. Hahahahahahha. Whoops.

Anyone else? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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LOL Yeah, you know there has to be more than the two of us with embarrassing moments. :)
 
So a few years ago, on Halloween, I didn't have any plans, so I never got a costume. At the last minute a friend invited my girlfriend and I to a party. I rushed to the shop, but all I could find was a Hannibal Lecter mask, so I went with it. About an hour into the party, my girlfriend is completely wasted on "trashcan punch" and leads me into my friends bedroom where she proceeds to blow me. What I didn't know was the door didn't lock and all the guests got a show. I was lucky because I had the mask on and it left me anonymity for the pictures they took.
 
LibraryVixen said:
Maybe they're all too embarrassed to admit. But you know out there somebody has farted during sex. :p
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I was once giving my boyfriend a blow job and he farted right as he came.

Awkwaaard.

I fell about laughing but I've never seen him go so red! haha
 
Was once getting blown by an ex and when the inevitable happened, as she was attempting to contain (swallow) my enthusiasm, some actually seemed to make it's way up through a tear duct!!:eek: Not something I'd have ever expected to happen, but there's a worst time for everything;)
 
LibraryVixen said:
Maybe they're all too embarrassed to admit. But you know out there somebody has farted during sex. :p
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I'll fess up. It happened during some rather vigorous doggy style sex. I felt it slip out and felt my face go red-hot! Then, I started to laugh. Belly laugh. Because if I didn't laugh I would have cried with shame :eek:

He initially laughed, but apparently my full-body laugh caused some, er, fantastic clenching and he couldn't contain himself. He came and said it was one of the best orgasms he'd ever had :D

And now let all the, "Man, you're so hot, Dolly!" PMs begin! :rolleyes:

But seriously, I don't want a single scatological PM, to be clear :D
 
It was my first time with this particular girl. We were in the midst of what I believe the kids refer to as "the throes of passion" - doing it doggy style - and I was doing some deep, long, thrusting action, thinking of myself as quite the casanova.

I then took things too far and slid all the way out, then thrust forward too vigorously just as she shifted her position. The tip of my cock impacted, with full height-of-sex force, somewhere on her upper thigh. This is actually REALLY PAINFUL. I had to spend the next ten minutes examining myself to make sure I hadn't in fact managed to shatter my penis.
 
There was the time my boyfriend and I were having sex, missionary style. His 2 cats were playing chase - right across his ass! He suddenly jerked out and rolled over, roaring in outrage and pain - he had a 6" long scratch seeping blood straight across his ass cheek. I was as tactful as usual - I had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard! I don't know if he was more put out by the cats or me!
 
I hooked up with a colleague (female type one each) at a club when I was in this man's Army. I drove her the barracks and she was giving me a mighty fine blowjob in the car in the parking lot when I looked out the window and noticed it was shift change. Dozens of soldiers heading back to the barracks after a long day at work paraded past me in the car.

The next day one of them asked me, "hey, Sarge, what were you doing sitting in the car all by yourself last night at shift change?"

"um.... I wasn't alone ..."

"oh. ". Delay. "OH!"
 
One morning while have wake-up sex with my then boyfriend, I was being silly and tickling him as I was sitting on him. He decided to get me back and went to 'throw' me to the other side of the bed with the intention of then crawling on top of me and exacting his revenge...yeah...he forgot which side of the bed he was on...

So when he 'threw' me - I landed on my back...on the floor. We laughed until we cried and then made breakfast....:eek:
 
TheProfessorX said:
So a few years ago, on Halloween, I didn't have any plans, so I never got a costume. At the last minute a friend invited my girlfriend and I to a party. I rushed to the shop, but all I could find was a Hannibal Lecter mask, so I went with it. About an hour into the party, my girlfriend is completely wasted on "trashcan punch" and leads me into my friends bedroom where she proceeds to blow me. What I didn't know was the door didn't lock and all the guests got a show. I was lucky because I had the mask on and it left me anonymity for the pictures they took.
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Hahahahaha....just hand a mental picture of Hannibal Lector getting a bj. Hilarious.
 
VATSEB said:
Was once getting blown by an ex and when the inevitable happened, as she was attempting to contain (swallow) my enthusiasm, some actually seemed to make it's way up through a tear duct!!:eek: Not something I'd have ever expected to happen, but there's a worst time for everything;)
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What?!?! OMG I've never heard of that. I was expecting you to say out of her nose. Wow.
 
MollyDolly said:
I'll fess up. It happened during some rather vigorous doggy style sex. I felt it slip out and felt my face go red-hot! Then, I started to laugh. Belly laugh. Because if I didn't laugh I would have cried with shame :eek:

He initially laughed, but apparently my full-body laugh caused some, er, fantastic clenching and he couldn't contain himself. He came and said it was one of the best orgasms he'd ever had :D

And now let all the, "Man, you're so hot, Dolly!" PMs begin! :rolleyes:

But seriously, I don't want a single scatological PM, to be clear :D
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Hahaha that's awesome. Funny and a good technique. ;)
 
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