Bostonfictionwriter's Bashing Thread

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Is that a handgun in your panties or a cock?

You know, Jenny, since you never have anything good to write about me, why not put me on your ignore list. I think that's a swell idea.

I can only imagine how horrible you look like in real life to post that disturbing photo. Egads, maybe that is your photo. Maybe, you are really (gulp) a man named Jerry.

Now, that would explain why you are always so fucking angry over nothing all the time.

Have you taken your medication today? Didn't you get laid over the weekend? Are you still pissed off that your ex-husband left you for that 'nice' woman?

Did your dog die...again?

Or are you just a natural bitch who doesn't like anything or anyone. Boy, do I have a guy for you. Darksideoflunacy, your dream woman is here. Jerry, er, I mean, Jenny, meet Darksideoflunacy.

Can I interest either of you in a pencil? John-the-author requested his pencil. He'll be getting his soon. I have plenty of pencils left, Jenny, only, I'd like to shove my pencil up your...

Have a nice day and thank you for stopping by my bashing thread. Watch your step on the way out. I greased the stairs just a little bit. Gees, are you okay? Did you hit your head? Your skirt is all the way up to your shoulders. Is that a handgun in your panties or a cock?

 

[john-the-author]

Can I interest either of you in a pencil? John-the-author requested his pencil. He'll be getting his soon.

What can I say? I'm a whore for fun pencils.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You never know

Hey, you never know. This pencil may be worth something one day when I'm famous. Who knows you may be able to sell it on E-bay for 15 cents. You never know.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Watch this space

This spot reserved for Darksideoflunacy's bash, er constructive criticism of my stories.

Watch this space.

Stay tuned.

He'll be here any second now with his headless form sitting on a horseless saddle.

Where'd he go?

You know, at least, he should put one of those broomstick horses under his saddle. He looks ridiculous just sitting there like that. I wonder what happened to his horse. I wonder if he ever had a horse. I wonder how he was able to get a saddle in his rubber room at the state hospital.

Does this guy actually write stories or just bashes? I've only read his bashes.

Watch this space.

 

[starrkers]

As promised.

If you bothered to read anything other than your own bullshit you'd know drksideofthemoon publishes his work under a different name.

You made your point on Erin's story? When? What point? You claim it should be in non-erotic when it contains an explicit sex scene.

You claim several of your stories should not be in non-erotic when they are as erotic as a shopping list.

You claim you are the most bashed writer on the site. I seriously doubt that. Have a look at SamuelX's comments some time. You are not bashed. You just can't take any form of comment that is not glowing praise and total agreement with your views.

OK, there you go. I'm disagreeing with you. Bash away. (Oh, and I'll put a copy of this on your bashing thread, just to keep you happy)

 

[Darkniciad]

Pardon the non-bash:

::::EDIT:::

Nevermind. Just opened it again to check for one more possible issue that could cause it, and it's displaying properly again. Considering the feedback portal was down for a while, there must have been some database work going on behind the scenes that caused the temporary glitch.

There's a problem with your submissions page. It just cuts off at Love So Young Ch. 01, with the year portion of the date missing.


Looking at the generated code, I can't see anything there ( such as unclosed tags ) that's causing the issue. Unfortunately, I don't see anything in your titles/descriptions that might be a textual pomegranate seed for the PHP generating the list to choke on either, so someone with access to the database and the code is going to have to figure this one out.

You need to PM Laurel to see if you can get the glitch taken care of.

If you looked at your submission list any time recently and know it was good at that point, then you might want to note what the last story that was approved was when you last knew the list was unglitched. Could help the code slaves figure out where to look for the problem.

 

[starrkers]

Sorry, this isn't a bash either.

I know you hated it all, but thank you for taking the time to read through every one of my submissions and vote. Your vote actually pushed one of my poems over the 10 vote mark, so it now has a shiny new H beside its title. It looks so nice.
You'll be pleased to know that, despite your votes, the other Hs I had are still intact.

Thank you again.

 

[Guest]

Hey, you never know. This pencil may be worth something one day when I'm famous. Who knows you may be able to sell it on E-bay for 15 cents. You never know.

Hey, Freddie!

Pencil me in for a bash. Does late November work for you?