Bostonfictionwriter's Bashing Thread

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm done writing on Scouries thread. I've overstayed my welcome. Lately, I've been abusing his hospitality and I thought it was time that I started my own thread for those who want to bash me, my stories or who just want to vent.

So, go ahead, take your best shot.

Okay, I'll start. I was with your mother last night and she gave me a lousy blowjob. You wife, girlfriend, sister (fill in the blank) gave me a waaaaaaay better blowjob.

Okay, you're turn.

 

[john-the-author]

I'm done writing on Scouries thread. I've overstayed my welcome. Lately, I've been abusing his hospitality and I thought it was time that I started my own thread for those who want to bash me, my stories or who just want to vent.

So, go ahead, take your best shot.

Okay, I'll start. I was with your mother last night and she gave me a lousy blowjob. You wife, girlfriend, sister (fill in the blank) gave me a waaaaaaay better blowjob.

Okay, you're turn.

Well, unfortunately, you're right, BFW: my wife does give a much better blowjob than my mother. So that's kinda all I can say on that subject, I guess.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Give her my regards

Please give my regards to your mother, John. She left her partial plate at my office. I'll drop it off when I see your wife tonight.

Please call ahead before coming home.

 

[jomar]

If you insist

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Better luck next time

Damn, Jomar, you really dug down deep for that one. I'm so hurt that I'm not sure if I can retort with an appropriate response.

I'll tell you what though, if I ever saw you go in the men's room ahead of me, I'd wait until you were done and gone. Do you remember the last time when you were begging me, actually on your knees by the urinal, wanting to blow me? It was embarrassing, Jomar.

If I told you once, I told you a dozen times, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with taking a dick up Hershey's highway, it's just not for me.

Go ask darksideoflunacy if he'll blow you. He's as gay as that horseless saddle that he rides.

Have a nice day and thank you for stopping by to try and bash me. Better luck next time.

 

[jomar]

Damn, Jomar, you really dug down deep for that one. I'm so hurt that I'm not sure if I can retort with an appropriate response.

I'll tell you what though, if I ever saw you go in the men's room ahead of me, I'd wait until you were done and gone. Do you remember the last time when you were begging me, actually on your knees by the urinal, wanting to blow me? It was embarrassing, Jomar.

If I told you once, I told you a dozen times, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with taking a dick up Hershey's highway, it's just not for me.

Go ask darksideoflunacy if he'll blow you. He's as gay as that horseless saddle that he rides.

Have a nice day and thank you for stopping by to try and bash me. Better luck next time.

Jeez, dude. You really are on a mission to to stir shit up.

 

[jomar]

double post

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wow!

You ain't read nothing, Yet, ramoj, er, I mean, Jomar.

I figured they never had a reason to bash me before, so I may as well as give them one now. Moreover, now they have a place where they can bash me.

Wow!

 

[jomar]

Why? ..

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Because

Why?

Good question oh thoughtful one.

Because by creating this Bostonfictionwriter Bashing Thread, those who want to bash me won't have to take the time to find one of my stories to bash. Now, they can bash me here. It's ingenious if I say so myself.

...and so much more convenient for the bashers.

So, bash away.

 

[maggot420]

Are you going to start another thread for people who don't want to bash you?

 

[jomar]

Why?

Good question oh thoughtful one.

Because by creating this Bostonfictionwriter Bashing Thread, those who want to bash me won't have to take the time to find one of my stories to bash. Now, they can bash me here. It's ingenious if I say so myself.

...and so much more convenient for the bashers.

So, bash away.

If you say so. Good luck.

 

[Liar]

If this is a thread in which to bash bostonfictionwritwer (as opposed to a place where bostonfictionwriter bashes stuff), isn't the title incorrect?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

(lol_

Are you going to start another thread for people who don't want to bash you?

I was hoping you'd start that thread (lol).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Okay, you're turn.

If this is a thread in which to bash bostonfictionwritwer (as opposed to a place where bostonfictionwriter bashes stuff), isn't the title incorrect?

Nah, I have the title correct. You just don't know how to play the game is all.

See, first you bash me and then I bash the shit out of you.

Okay, your turn.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Free pencils

For those of you who are still bashing my stories, please bash me here.

I've setup a Bostonfictionwriter Bashing thread for your convenience.

This is a thread where you can bash any and all of my stories. You can bash my mother or the way that I dress or where I live. You can bash the car that I drive and the women that I date.

Only, please for your own safety, don't bash my dog. Unlike me, he doesn't have much of a sense of humor about bashing. He bites.

When I have more time, I'll tell you about the 3 Pit Bulls that he fended off and biting one in the ear. Oh, yeah, he's a tough little dog.

Okay, I'm going to leave this thread open so if anyone has any bashes, please feel free.

As motivation for you to bash me here instead of bashing my stories, the first fifty bashes will received a handy dandy, Bostonfictionwriter pencil, brand new and unsharpened. Yeah, I spared no expense. Hey, I'll even give you a choice of color, so long as it's black with gold lettering.

Thank you in advance for your bashes. Have a nice day.

 

[john-the-author]

For those of you who are still bashing my stories, please bash me here.

I've setup a Bostonfictionwriter Bashing thread for your convenience.

This is a thread where you can bash any and all of my stories. You can bash my mother or the way that I dress or where I live. You can bash the car that I drive and the women that I date.

Only, please for your own safety, don't bash my dog. Unlike me, he doesn't have much of a sense of humor about bashing. He bites.

When I have more time, I'll tell you about the 3 Pit Bulls that he fended off and biting one in the ear. Oh, yeah, he's a tough little dog.

Okay, I'm going to leave this thread open so if anyone has any bashes, please feel free.

As motivation for you to bash me here instead of bashing my stories, the first fifty bashes will received a handy dandy, Bostonfictionwriter pencil, brand new and unsharpened. Yeah, I spared no expense. Hey, I'll even give you a choice of color, so long as it's black with gold lettering.

Thank you in advance for your bashes. Have a nice day.

Clearly, we are dealing with someone with the IQ of a small soap dish here. I think that BFW, all of whose tics are facial, has completely overlooked that we can bash him and his stories. Both. Simultaneously and at the same time, even. Although I must say it is mighty damn decent of 'im to whip out a thread for our convenience just so's we can snot at him all the easier.

Or is it all just a trick of perspective? I haven't had enough coffee this morning.

(Do you REALLY have pencils? That'd be fun.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Intelligent soap dishes

Darn, John, I was hoping that you wouldn't have figured that out so soon about bashing me in both places.

This was a good bash about the IQ of a soap dish. Only, my soap dishes at home are of superior intelligence. I have talking soap dishes that can think for themselves, sanitize the area, and replace the soap when needed.

I don't understand the thing about facial tics. What is that all about? Listen, there is nothing to be ashamed about if you are afflicted with a disability. I understand your anger in striking out against me, someone who is so perfectly superior in every way and modest to boot.

If I were you, I wouldn't advertise so blatantly that you are an author because you kind of suck at writing bashes. Don't worry, though, I won't tell anyone that you're a 'nitwit'. Let's just keep that between ourselves, shall we?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Free pencils

Yep, I have pencils. Unfortunately, unless you want to fly out or drive out here and personally pick them up, I need your address to mail you your pencil.

 

[TxRad]

Who are you and why should I bash you?

Makes no sense to me.

Oh well, weird is as weird does.

Weird is a weird word. I before E, except after W, maybe.

 

[Guest]

Have a falling out with your therapist, Freddie? Or did you just decide that this is cheaper?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm glad

Who are you and why should I bash you?

Makes no sense to me.

Oh well, weird is as weird does.

Weird is a weird word. I before E, except after W, maybe.

Well, TX, I'm glad you don't know me. This thread is only applicable to those who have been continually and relentlessly bashing my stories.

Thanks for taking the time to post a response.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

talk about weird

Have a falling out with your therapist, Freddie? Or did you just decide that this is cheaper?

Oh, God, I've gone beyond theraphy, Gnome. Now, I'm into on the spot, interactive, mediation of sorts with those who bash my stories. I figure this way, instead of reading a comment from an anonymous basher, those who bash me will have the balls to post here instead and at least give me the chance to defend myself.

Hey, I may have started something. We all should have a bashing thread. Think of it as a private toilet where we can flush away bashes by replying in kind. I like it.

Okay, step aside now, I see a bunch of bashers heading this way. One is walking with a saddle between his legs. Talk about weird. Oh, never mind, it's not weird, it's just darksideoflunacy. He's just crazy.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

This appears to be another thread to ignore completly, people.

 

[jomar]

This appears to be another thread to ignore completly, people.

Yep. I thought I'd play along at first, then saw where he wanted to take it. I suppose I should have known better.