Boasting Thread.

[Guest]

Boast : I've gone past Perditas home many times.

Alas, I didn't know her then.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My son got his first big boy haircut yesterday and for the first time in his life he sat very still.
note: this is after I chopped his hair into something that looked very new wave and it had to be fixed. I'm not boasting about my abilities as a barber.

 

[NoJo]

Big letdown, Joey.

Perdita

That's just a letdown reflex.

 

[Guest]

That's just a letdown reflex.

youre nursing?
wonders never cease and certainly something to boast about!

 

[Belegon]

youre nursing?
wonders never cease and certainly something to boast about!

girl, you so crazy...

why we luvs ya I guess...

 

[Honey123]

youre nursing?
wonders never cease and certainly something to boast about!

I must admit, I had to read this twice to understand what the hell you were talking about. ~ but it was funnY!!

 

[oggbashan]

My friend and I hired The Yardbirds, including Eric Clapton, for a private party.

The party was a disaster, as a party. The Yardbirds and their crew plus friends outnumbered the guests. We all sat around listening while they jammed mainly to amuse themselves.

It might have been a rubbish party but it was a great evening.

PS. My friend was then 34th in line to the Stuart monarchy (i.e Bonnie Prince Charlie etc.). I'm not sure what his number is now. It could be more or less depending on the males born in the more direct line.

P.P.S. The Yardbirds cost twentyfive pounds because no one had heard of them when we booked them.

 

[Shock Chick]

I once commanded a man to sit on a chair, I then ordered him to get his cock out, then tied his hands behind the back of the chair he was sat on. I stood there and spoke to him in a very stern and humiliating way. I didn't touch him, but I made him come with my voice alone.

Lou's gone to bed, but Shocky's out to play tonight.

 

[NoJo]

I once commanded a man to sit on a chair, I then ordered him to get his cock out, then tied his hands behind the back of the chair he was sat on. I stood there and spoke to him in a very stern and humiliating way. I didn't touch him, but I made him come with my voice alone.

Lou's gone to bed, but Shocky's out to play tonight.

Fuck her anyway. The silly sub. My boast: I once came sitting in a chair without touching myself.

 

[Shock Chick]

Fuck her anyway. The silly sub. My boast: I once came sitting in a chair without touching myself.

Well, get the fuck back there, you little shit! Did I give you fucking permission to move?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fuck her anyway. The silly sub. My boast: I once came sitting in a chair without touching myself.

Who was touching you instead, Joe?

 

[SweetVA]

BUMP!

I just had to brag a little... I've decided that rather than buy new clothes, I need to get back into my "skinny" clothes.. So.. I've been working out every day. I have not only lost 4 lbs, but, while taking a shower this morning, I noticed Muscle Definition in my legs!

VA
(happy dance!)
(I'll get back into that garb yet!)

 

[Huckleman2000]

I've met Bill Gates. Twice.

Also, I can turn my tongue upside down, either to the right or left. That's genetic, though.

 

[Dar~]

-I design and make my own quilt patterns. I sell them for heap big cash!!!!-

 

[elsol]

The SO is buying me a mac-mini... SWEET!!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Huckleman2000]

The SO is buying me a mac-mini... SWEET!!

Sincerely,
ElSol

Okay. Now I'm jealous.

 

[shereads]

I met Mister Rogers.

 

[NoJo]

I met Mister Rogers.

You give good boast.

 

[just pet]

I have a latex impression of Val Kilmer's lips.

 

[NoJo]

I have a latex impression of Val Kilmer's lips.

I though Val Kilmer was male

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm alone in my house for the first time in months.

 

[just pet]

I though Val Kilmer was male

He is.
They are from the Batman mask molds.
The lip googoos are still on it. He has very thin lips.

 

[Honey123]

Ok...1 boast -

I have enough g-strings to last me 1 month without ever wearing the same pair twice.

I have enough thongs to last me 2 months without ever wearing the same pair

I have a two week supply of tangas....

1 week of hipsters and boyshorts.

I almost have a year's worth of panties without ever needed to wear the same pair twice.....


I have a problem...

 

[shereads]

Today's boast:

I haven't harmed anyone in weeks. If I can stop threatening people, the police will finally leave me alone.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I haven't harmed anyone in weeks. If I can stop threatening people, the police will finally leave me alone.

I was going to say the same thing.