Blurting the Playground Way....

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....I've been eating it on popcorn...putting it on my hair....shaving my legs with it...feeding it to my dog....never thought to use it for THAT! :)

Yeah that!! I buy it at costco, the big tub because it is SO cheap. I use it for everything but I have never used it like honey.
 
It's been pissing it down all day. I should know, I had to run 7.5 miles in it. There was shopping to be done too. Out I go again with umbrella in hand. Down the road I find a massive puddle stretching across the road, every car going through it produced a tidal wave across the pavement. I wait for the cars to pass and walk on with no threat..... And then some bastard from behind revs their engine and crosses over from the other lane into the puddle at great speed covering me in a wall of cold gutter water and sped off crossing back into the right lane. I stood there drenched and all I could do was applaud them and laughed like Brian blessed. They broke the law and risked lives just to drive through a puddle to get someone they didn't know soaking wet.... You have to admire that level reckless tomfoolery. Bravo sir/madam, bravo.
 
Whoever started the ALS Ice Bucket challenge is a sheer genius. Yet again, my facebook feed is blessed with another one of my hot female friends paying $100 to ALS to participate in a wet t-shirt contest. It's sheer genius I tell you.
 
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