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So I have a pair of baseball cleats.
What is the most appropriate spot to put them inside an apartment?
The bathroom of course.
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So I have a pair of baseball cleats.
What is the most appropriate spot to put them inside an apartment?
The bathroom of course.
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Fine pair we are huh![]()
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Roses are red
Chocolate is brown
Into this glass
My sorrow I drown
Whatever happened to the Roses are red thread anyway?
Ahh&hhhbhhdjdifieksjdjhfjclwjdjficifkdkaksnejfjcjfksjfbfjfbfj!
Blah! - stress
Ah! Thanks sweetie.
Were those deep fried creme eggs??!
Are you okay?
Just dealing with feelings that I cant control and people I miss.

I'll need a GPS too. To track down where you are in that wilderness![]()
So I have a pair of baseball cleats.
What is the most appropriate spot to put them inside an apartment?
The bathroom of course.
![]()

Make a left at the chip truck, a right at the "Watch for Turtles" sign and we're the third winding driveway to your left.
Hang them like art on your wall.
That's the problem . . . I made a left at the Turtles sign.![]()
But you know you're way around there....I'll leave a trail for you.
But you know you're way around there....I'll leave a trail for you.
I'm callin bullsheeit on that... no way turtles live in the Arctic!!!
Those damn turtles will probably eat the breadcrumbs.![]()

Ok then...of dildos.![]()

I'll have no problem then. But just imagine what the new neighbors will be thinking about your yard decorating.![]()
Ohhh, you have a valid point there.
But maybe they're Litsters too?!![]()
Did you move to Sodom and Gomorrah?![]()
Did you move to Sodom and Gomorrah?![]()
Make a left at the chip truck, a right at the "Watch for Turtles" sign and we're the third winding driveway to your left.
Hang them like art on your wall.