Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

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Old enough I should know better, but I still make myself an idiot ;p

33. I still don't know why i thought tom green. Al isn't my Motown guy though. Actually I don't have one, but still, oops on that slippage.
 
No biggie.



Fair enough. I rarely read profiles.
lol. I meant no offence. I never expected that you would have. I'm far too boring to justify that. :D

I'm just saying that it was there, and that I don't particularly want to post it on a thread. It's no big secret (I can think of three people off the top of my head that know my age), but I don't want to just throw it out there.
 
Oddly enough, I open up a profile if you appear to be a weirdo or have a weirdo Av, that I can send a friend. I like gifting her that way.
 
For anyone who wants to know Kal's real age. See me with $100 :D

Pssssst Kal! I won't tell them your real age, and we'll split the profits 80/20, I get the 80....
 
I have no problem announcing my age. I'm a spry 96 and still able to sit up and take nourishment. And thanks to my drool cup and my Leggy Russian Nurse I'm generally presentable. I'm probably overdosing on Viagra. but what the hell.
 
I have no problem announcing my age. I'm a spry 96 and still able to sit up and take nourishment. And thanks to my drool cup and my Leggy Russian Nurse I'm generally presentable. I'm probably overdosing on Viagra. but what the hell.

Marry me.
 
My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!

Rory: Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants?
 
You have one of the most loveliest asses I've seen in a long time.

Sorry, I even swipe it bigger on my iPad.

Just sayin' :rose:

She does have a lovely figure.

Can you believe she is only like 5'2?

I think you are not that tall either, are you?
 
Why is every single Michael Jackson video actually like its a small movie?
 
Marry me.

Wise suggestion on your part. I prolly have only days, maybe minutes, to live. And you could be the heir to my entire estate, which includes a 1974 Yugo and my collector's edition of Important Rutabagas.

Do you have big tits and do we get to have sex before I flee the surly bonds of this life?
 
Kal does not need Viagra. ;)

Oh, serene, I was asking Munky to marry me, hehe. I know Kal's gone to bed. I'm glad you've confirmed that though, because sometimes I wonder if he says he's going to bed just to get a break from me. :eek:

You have one of the most loveliest asses I've seen in a long time.

Sorry, I even swipe it bigger on my iPad.

Just sayin' :rose:

Thank you Aquagal! That's very nice of you to say. But you and serene can't compliment me too much, I blush and get absolutely coy when I get complimented too much. :eek:

Yep, 5'2" :D
 
Wise suggestion on your part. I prolly have only days, maybe minutes, to live. And you could be the heir to my entire estate, which includes a 1974 Yugo and my collector's edition of Important Rutabagas.

Do you have big tits and do we get to have sex before I flee the surly bonds of this life?

I will answer those two questions when you answer mine...how much life insurance have you got? :D
 
Oh, serene, I was asking Munky to marry me, hehe. I know Kal's gone to bed. I'm glad you've confirmed that though, because sometimes I wonder if he says he's going to bed just to get a break from me. :eek:



Thank you Aquagal! That's very nice of you to say. But you and serene can't compliment me too much, I blush and get absolutely coy when I get complimented too much. :eek:

Yep, 5'2" :D


Why would he want a break from you?

You are funny and sweet.

Delightful! :)
 
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