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No.I already knew that, you won't say in a post?
Old enough I should know better, but I still make myself an idiot ;p
33. I still don't know why i thought tom green. Al isn't my Motown guy though. Actually I don't have one, but still, oops on that slippage.
No.
It was in my profile for the longest, though.
lol. I meant no offence. I never expected that you would have. I'm far too boring to justify that.No biggie.
Fair enough. I rarely read profiles.

Oddly enough, I open up a profile if you appear to be a weirdo or have a weirdo Av, that I can send a friend. I like gifting her that way.
I have no problem announcing my age. I'm a spry 96 and still able to sit up and take nourishment. And thanks to my drool cup and my Leggy Russian Nurse I'm generally presentable. I'm probably overdosing on Viagra. but what the hell.
He has gone to bed, love.![]()
Damn, the leggy Russian nurse must have replaced the Viagra with tranquilizer.
Marry me.

You have one of the most loveliest asses I've seen in a long time.
Sorry, I even swipe it bigger on my iPad.
Just sayin'![]()
Marry me.
She does have a lovely figure.
Can you believe she is only like 5'2?
I think you are not that tall either, are you?
Kal does not need Viagra.![]()
You have one of the most loveliest asses I've seen in a long time.
Sorry, I even swipe it bigger on my iPad.
Just sayin'![]()

Wow, proportioned very well.
I'm even shorter. 5'1.
I retired my ass Av.
Wise suggestion on your part. I prolly have only days, maybe minutes, to live. And you could be the heir to my entire estate, which includes a 1974 Yugo and my collector's edition of Important Rutabagas.
Do you have big tits and do we get to have sex before I flee the surly bonds of this life?

Wow, proportioned very well.
I'm even shorter. 5'1.
I retired my ass Av.
Oh, serene, I was asking Munky to marry me, hehe. I know Kal's gone to bed. I'm glad you've confirmed that though, because sometimes I wonder if he says he's going to bed just to get a break from me.
Thank you Aquagal! That's very nice of you to say. But you and serene can't compliment me too much, I blush and get absolutely coy when I get complimented too much.
Yep, 5'2"![]()