Blow up Dolls

[pointless]

fun sex toy? creepy as shit? waste of money? hard to clean?you tell me.

 

[Sillyman]

The blowjob face can be sexy, but it's not something I want to look at all the time, thanks.

 

[pointless]

you seem to be the lone brave soul to admit knowledge on this subject. +8 pts to you.

 

[Mia62]

Whatever you do...do NOT use them to sneak into the carpool lanes. A guy in Vancouver got busted with Manny (a blowup doll complete with Ralph Lauren tie) and it cost him $100 and 2 points on his driver's license.

 

[Sillyman]

you seem to be the lone brave soul to admit knowledge on this subject. +8 pts to you.

I have no shame. It's truly liberating.

 

[Zmey]

The only sex toy I'm willing to try is that fleshlite (fleshlight?) thing

 

[pointless]

good man...


and i too owned one once, though not anymore. the thing fucking creeped me out when i sobered up.

 

[Guest]

The only sex toy I'm willing to try is that fleshlite (fleshlight?) thing

Like this?

 

[pointless]

The only sex toy I'm willing to try is that fleshlite (fleshlight?) thing

whats that?

 

[Zmey]

Like this?

That's a homing beacon dude!

 

[Zmey]

whats that?

http://www.fleshlite.com/

 

[Renegade]

They'll often pop too easy. Cheap pieces of rubber....

 

[SuprSalor]

fun sex toy? creepy as shit? waste of money? hard to clean?you tell me.

Male, Female or Sheep?

 

[pointless]

http://www.fleshlite.com/

where have i seen that before? that looks fucking familiar

 

[pointless]

Re: Re: Blow up Dolls

Male, Female or Sheep?

all of the above.

 

[Guest]

That's a homing beacon dude!

We all have them, you men just don't press the right spots.

 

[bknight2602]

Like this?

Smiles at the memory.

 

[Zmey]

We all have them, you men just don't press the right spots.

well IF I press that button I will have to spend sleepless nights changing diapers

 

[pointless]

We all have them, you men just don't press the right spots.

you mean i can do that? tell me how! tell me how!

 

[Tx girl]

When i see "blow up dolls" i laugh. Only because of this. A few years ago blow up dolls were the theme of every birthday party that my inlaws threw. As a gag gift. Everyone tried to out do eachother! It was actually really funny.

 

[aly*]

Re: Re: Blow up Dolls

Male, Female or Sheep?

I wish they made goats.

 

[Zmey]

When i see "blow up dolls" i laugh. Only because of this. A few years ago blow up dolls were the theme of every birthday party that my inlaws threw. As a gag gift. Everyone tried to out do eachother! It was actually really funny.

...so you never used them eh? ...sticking your favorite dildo inside artificial pussy ....

 

[rosco rathbone]

Blow-up dolls are kind of lame, but I'd fuck a Realdoll if I had the chance. Anatomically correct! and they don't talk back.

 

[pointless]

Blow-up dolls are kind of lame, but I'd fuck a Realdoll if I had the chance. Anatomically correct! and they don't talk back.

the realdolls are intriguing, but if i had five grand to blow on sex i get me a hooker or by some blow and get some strippers to fuck me.


of course, the doll would be technically safer, but if i'm going to be that pathetic i might as well get the real thing.

 

[Sillyman]

Actually they come closer to six.

Now if it's a choice between a hooker or a real doll my preference would be the real doll, since it would be reusable and therefore a greater value.

But frankly I refuse to spend enough money to buy a car on my dick.