Bloopers

[Luck_E_Wife]

So you're taking steaming sexy pics of yourself or your S/O right?

And, after the fact, you're getting hot and bothered all over again reviewing the collection and imagining posting them on the thread for all to see... then...

BAM!

There's a pic... and another, that just aren't QUITE what you thought they'd be.

And you're laughing, cause, let's face it... it's a freaking riot that your trying to look hot and you look constipated instead....

So THIS is the thread devoted to the bloopers of Am. Pic. photography....

And I'll start us off with one...


This, incidentally is what happens when your S/O loses his balance while taking a pic of you... and he has a hard-on...

Enjoy... and PLEASE post your bloopers on here... sex and laughter are two of my favorite things... so let's combine them!

 

[curiousviking]

This could be Funny

Great idea for a thread!

 

[Luck_E_1]

So you're taking steaming sexy pics of yourself or your S/O right?

And, after the fact, you're getting hot and bothered all over again reviewing the collection and imagining posting them on the thread for all to see... then...

BAM!

There's a pic... and another, that just aren't QUITE what you thought they'd be.

And you're laughing, cause, let's face it... it's a freaking riot that your trying to look hot and you look constipated instead....

So THIS is the thread devoted to the bloopers of Am. Pic. photography....

And I'll start us off with one...


This, incidentally is what happens when your S/O loses his balance while taking a pic of you... and he has a hard-on...

Enjoy... and PLEASE post your bloopers on here... sex and laughter are two of my favorite things... so let's combine them!

Is anyone else hearing the theme from 2001: A Space Oddessy?

Odd looking monolith, though.

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

Re: This could be Funny

Great idea for a thread!

Thank you!

We already deleted all of our other bloopers (after laughing at them off course).. but this one was so funny, I kept it. I hope the thread takes off, and people aren't too shy to post thier bloopers.

 

[christophe]

definitely a good idea for a thread...now we wont have to delete all the bad pics! WEG

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

definitely a good idea for a thread...now we wont have to delete all the bad pics! WEG

Exactly.

 

[anniebug]

Just one from me, not ready for the camera.

annie

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

Annie that's a riot... those sexy stockings... you on the bed... all ready to go... then ...

Oh, HOLD ON... I've got an itch!

 

[anniebug]

Annie that's a riot... those sexy stockings... you on the bed... all ready to go... then ...

Oh, HOLD ON... I've got an itch!

And then the one immediately following the eargasm

annie

 

[christophe]

And then the one immediately following the eargasm

annie

LOL the look of contentment~

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

And then the one immediately following the eargasm

annie

Oh that's an absolute riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eargasm!!!

hehehehehehehe

 

[Luck_E_1]

We had one that I wish we kept. We had gotten several requests for pictures with pics of food, etc.

One was a cucumber.

Well, we bought a nice 13 inch cuke for the pics, and while my wife is rubbing herself with it, she lifts it upward just as I snap the pic...

With the way her hand was holding it, it looked like she was a hermaphrodite with a 13 inch green penis, which she was masturbating.

I took one look at it, said, "That's disturbing..." and hit delete. Wishing I kept it now, though.

 

[bearlee]

Love this thread already

 

[sierraz71]

And then the one immediately following the eargasm

annie

looks like your ready for me

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

Sitting here blinking... repeating over and over again... "That's a bear with a penis in that AV..."

 

[anniebug]

Sitting here blinking... repeating over and over again... "That's a bear with a penis in that AV..."

Now that's a phrase you don't hear too often.

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

Now that's a phrase you don't hear too often.

Also true...

Not a sight you see often either though... Bear, penis... penis, bear....

I mean I'm sure bears HAVE penises... but that bear has a COCK. And it ain't the clucking kind.

 

[anniebug]

Also true...

Not a sight you see often either though... Bear, penis... penis, bear....

I mean I'm sure bears HAVE penises... but that bear has a COCK. And it ain't the clucking kind.

I wonder if they have fur. The penises I mean, not the cocks.

 

[panty_inspector]

I wonder if they have fur. The penises I mean, not the cocks.

shudders at the thought!

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

I don't know. I mean they could be like horse and dog penises where they don't have fur.. they just retract... ( If you are wondering how I know this... we have a dog and I used to own horses.. no beastiality involved)... wonder who would know, though... aside from the lady bears.


Can you imagine my calling up the local zoo:

"Hello, my name is _____, and I'm conducting some research on behalf of a website I subscribe to. And I was wondering... Do bear penis's have fur on them or are they bare."

"Click."

 

[bearlee]

Sitting here blinking... repeating over and over again... "That's a bear with a penis in that AV..."

ROFLMAO

 

[Luck_E_1]

Love this thread already

I hope it takes off. Some people might be a bit uneasy with laughing at themselves, though.

 

[bearlee]

I hope it takes off. Some people might be a bit uneasy with laughing at themselves, though.

Could be and probably true. I know sometimes we get some really weird pics and Dawn won't let me post 'em-but who knows

By the way, from bearlee to those above, bear cocks barely have any hair or fur, if any at all-I think I'll let Luck_E_Wife call the local zoo on this one

Hope it takes off better than my Save Your AV thread

Are you guys related?

 

[Luck_E_Wife]

He's my husband. And we have a thread on here (link is in sig)... so yes, we are related.

Thanks for the laughs with your AV bearlee...

 

[blue eyed muse]

i'll definityl keep some of my blooper pics for this thread. i deleted all of mine earlier.