Blooming trends in the Hood with Marty Schottenstewart....

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Yeah, my roses are to die for. Tough, tall, thick and thorny, and the clematis is clinging to everything you put in front of it. We got some orange shit too that looks like clematis, but ain't, but we can work around it. The Day and Asiatic lilies dazzle and astound at their production and the gloximia is about to burst into its own. The Yucca is holding the line, but it got a little heavy in the off-season, so we had to shore it up with outside help. The lily-ass punter has one fawkin' bloom to it's credit this season and the hostas are showing potential, but wilting a bit in the river heat. We got millions of belles, but damned, they require constant attention. Very distracting.

At any rate, I can promise we'll be in the first round of the grow-offs!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Oh, come on folks, people tailgate to be part of this show...

There's all sorts of white stuff bloomin' out in the woods!