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sweetsubsarahh said:
He asks?

How on earth is that phrased?

"Hey, babe, as soon as you're done with the dishes you wanna get over here and suck my cock?"

Surely it's not as bad as that?

:confused:
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This time I was taking something to him in the bathroom and when I got in there, he said "Will you give me a blow job now?" or something like that. He does it on IM too. A yahoo window will pop up with "wanna give me a bj?" from him.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
"Hey, babe, as soon as you're done with the dishes you wanna get over here and suck my cock?"
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Maybe I should try that, just for the look on her face. She's cute when she's angry.

Naa, wouldn't work.
1. She never do the dishes (not even at her place, you wouldn't believe the piles).
2. I'd never be able to keep a straight face long enough.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
This time I was taking something to him in the bathroom and when I got in there, he said "Will you give me a blow job now?" or something like that. He does it on IM too. A yahoo window will pop up with "wanna give me a bj?" from him.
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Dumb fuck. :rolleyes:

Poor Crim. I love you and you don't have to blow me. :kiss:
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
This time I was taking something to him in the bathroom and when I got in there, he said "Will you give me a blow job now?" or something like that. He does it on IM too. A yahoo window will pop up with "wanna give me a bj?" from him.
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Aww. And they say romance is dead.
 
arienette said:
I've gotten almost that exact question in that wording... :rolleyes:
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ok...now I CAN picture a way you could say this and have it be a fun, teasing thing that actually worked...

well, at least I think that I could do so. But to actually have it be like a demand or something?

Listen asshole, why don't you do the fucking dishes and maybe she will CHOOSE to "reward" you...but no, that would be almost human and less orcish...
 
Belegon said:
ok...now I CAN picture a way you could say this and have it be a fun, teasing thing that actually worked...

well, at least I think that I could do so. But to actually have it be like a demand or something?

Listen asshole, why don't you do the fucking dishes and maybe she will CHOOSE to "reward" you...but no, that would be almost human and less orcish...
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We do tease each other, of course.

I love when he presses me against the kitchen counter, flips up my skirt, pretends to do a little humping (usually when we're getting things ready for supper - kids in the other room) - it's fun and silly. A little foreplay before the fact.

And more than once I've been in a situation where I've been reaching inside a lower cupboard or bottom of fridge or whatever and he's standing, so he'll grin and pull me against his crotch, saying - "Hey baby."

But it isn't asking or begging or demanding for sex.

That would turn me positively ice cold.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
We do tease each other, of course.

I love when he presses me against the kitchen counter, flips up my skirt, pretends to do a little humping (usually when we're getting things ready for supper - kids in the other room) - it's fun and silly. A little foreplay before the fact.

And more than once I've been in a situation where I've been reaching inside a lower cupboard or bottom of fridge or whatever and he's standing, so he'll grin and pull me against his crotch, saying - "Hey baby."

But it isn't asking or begging or demanding for sex.

That would turn me positively ice cold.
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there are better things to do with ice.... :devil:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Yes.

Where the phrase "a tad bit nipply outside" came into being.
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who said I was limiting the ice to your breasts?
 
I don't get it. I can understand wanting a BJ, what guy wouldn't....but this guy seems to have a one-track mind. No consideration of the idea that maybe oral should be reciprocal a bit? Maybe a little pleasuring of your needs too? Maybe something else in bed, not just one person sucking the other off all of the time.

Tip, dude, if you'll always for pleasure, never giving it, then there is something wrong with your attitude. Not that he is available to listen. But oral sex, like anything, is a give and take. You give, you take, you experiment a little, show some initiative, maybe get her horny enough to where she might be in more of a mood to blow you. Sexual frustration is a 2 way street.

Okay, end of rant. It just sounds like the only kind of sex act that this guy knows about is fellatio. It's cool, but a little more variety, initiative, originality, and a little selfishness and whining are good things to consider.

Zeus! :rolleyes:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
I don't get it. I can understand wanting a BJ, what guy wouldn't....but this guy seems to have a one-track mind. No consideration of the idea that maybe oral should be reciprocal a bit? Maybe a little pleasuring of your needs too? Maybe something else in bed, not just one person sucking the other off all of the time.

Tip, dude, if you'll always for pleasure, never giving it, then there is something wrong with your attitude. Not that he is available to listen. But oral sex, like anything, is a give and take. You give, you take, you experiment a little, show some initiative, maybe get her horny enough to where she might be in more of a mood to blow you. Sexual frustration is a 2 way street.

Okay, end of rant. It just sounds like the only kind of sex act that this guy knows about is fellatio. It's cool, but a little more variety, initiative, originality, and a little selfishness and whining are good things to consider.

Zeus! :rolleyes:
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Agreed, and agreed again.

Crim, there's actually this really neat trick... it involves the nerve bundle at the base of the penis right before blast off... pinch it, hard, and then continue with the fellatio... it usually takes between three and six of those before they pass out... and that's when you go out with the girls for drinks. he wakes up sore, shaken, and wondering wtf just happened.

They don't ask so often after that. Or so I've heard. :innocent emoticon:
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
Except, I don't have any girls to go out for drinks with.
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Well when I turn 21 I know exactly where I'm going - I don't have any girls to out for drinks with either, so I suppose we just have to go together. We have no other choice in the matter.
 
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