Bitch about your SO.....

I got nothing to bitch about. :confused:

Except she's crazy! But that's cool 'cuz so am I! :devil:

:p
 
Today, for whatever reason I just seem at complete odds with the whole of the female gender.

Ok so three women I've interacted with today I've not pissed off or walked away from wanting to strangle, so maybe just I'm at odds with 97% of women.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Today, for whatever reason I just seem at complete odds with the whole of the female gender.

Ok so three women I've interacted with today I've not pissed off or walked away from wanting to strangle, so maybe just I'm at odds with 97% of women.

I still :heart: you!
 
I got flipped off today before he went to work because I wouldn't give him a blow job. :rolleyes:
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
I got flipped off today before he went to work because I wouldn't give him a blow job. :rolleyes:

He doesn't deserve a blow job.

Ever.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
I got flipped off today before he went to work because I wouldn't give him a blow job. :rolleyes:

You should have used the vacumn cleaner - lie down there love, close your eyes...
 
Youch!

My wife was wrong once.
She thought she had made a mistake, but she hadn't. :eek:
 
I am the only female in a house currently containing six males, two of which are sick (pneumonia and a severe chiropractic injury) and one of which is just a dumbfuck. The other three are all under the age of six. My face is throbbing, and I'm not sure I want to take a Vicoden because I just went through the whole detox routine to get Vicoden OUT of my system, and, far from making me sleepy, it makes me hyperaware and insomnia-prone. And loopy on top of that.

I have to work tomorrow morning, and then go to the dentist, and then come home and take care of... this. (Can't think of a swear word in any language strong enough) I will probably have to take the two year old to work with me, as no one will be awake after staying up until 3 playing video games and whining about how much they hurt or are sick or wtfever.

I'm stuck, hopelessly, on every single thing I've been working on this month.
Except some poetry, the first line of which is "Faith in poison..."

And on that note... I'm going out for a smoke and possibly a drive.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
I got flipped off today before he went to work because I wouldn't give him a blow job. :rolleyes:

Damn, there is frustrated and there is stupid! That was stupid! Flipping you off? Not good. It's one thing if meant as a joke, but...just to piss you off? :rolleyes:
 
impressive said:
Holy shit. :eek:

zeb said:
Wack his peepee!

sweetsubsarah said:
He doesn't deserve a blow job.

Ever.

neonlyte said:
You should have used the vacumn cleaner - lie down there love, close your eyes...

severusmax said:
Damn, there is frustrated and there is stupid! That was stupid! Flipping you off? Not good. It's one thing if meant as a joke, but...just to piss you off?


I think that's the most responses I've ever gotten on a thread. I :heart: y'all!!

Though this is the first time I've gotten flipped off, he always reacts like a spoiled brat when he doesn't get a bj. Which, of course, is one of the reasons he doesn't get them as often as he asks (which is ALL the time).
 
Yes, in fact I can have male friends that I don't feel the urge to fuck.

Thanks.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
I think that's the most responses I've ever gotten on a thread. I :heart: y'all!!

Though this is the first time I've gotten flipped off, he always reacts like a spoiled brat when he doesn't get a bj. Which, of course, is one of the reasons he doesn't get them as often as he asks (which is ALL the time).


He asks?

How on earth is that phrased?

"Hey, babe, as soon as you're done with the dishes you wanna get over here and suck my cock?"

Surely it's not as bad as that?

:confused:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
He asks?

How on earth is that phrased?

"Hey, babe, as soon as you're done with the dishes you wanna get over here and suck my cock?"

Surely it's not as bad as that?

:confused:

If he's anything like my SO... probably.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
"Hey, babe, as soon as you're done with the dishes you wanna get over here and suck my cock?"

Okay ... well ... there's this thing called "precedent" ... and ... um ... Ward??? :eek:
 
My boyfriend just walked into the room earlier and asked me who I'm fucking. "You're not fucking me so you must be getting it somewhere."

There's a reason I'm not fucking you... it's not because I'm fucking someone else, it's because you're a drunk asshole.

Yes, this is my life :rolleyes:
 
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