Bill Gates is GOD! All worship at the temple of Microsoft.

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I do.

I pray to Bill.

Everytime I install new software.

"Oh Bill, please let my computer still work after this."

Too bad I'm a sinner.

Now my computer won't switch off when I shut down.

 

[Zmey]

You need to sacrifice 50mb of memory fool

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Maybe I just need to ACESS the WORD a bit more then I will EXCELL to a more exulted positioin

 

[Zmey]

Well if you know where to START you can PAINT you road to success while EXPLORING new possibilities and always try to have positive OUTLOOK

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

You saying I should go for the WORKS and then maybe set up my own OFFICE?

 

[Zmey]

Hell no! I'm telling you to get Red Hat!