big dicks

[michaelps]

I just sent some feedback to alias al. I am really tired of the 12" dicks and 44FFs. I will beg, plead, petition and give my first born male child if I didn't have to read those descriptions again(this also applies to the TV writers who talk about 8" dicks. Ask a tv who's taking hormones just how big and hard his/her penis gets). C'mon editors, don't give hot or better apellations to those hacks who use cheap thrills to get on this fine site

 

[halfjack]

I have to fully agree. The Biggest Dick(us) contests are just.. bleh. Any average woman reading that would cringe and cross her legs. Considering they're about 5 to 6 inches deep, yeah...

There was a time when the thought of a large cock would be admirable, but now it's just laughable, especially when it gets to unbelievable lengths (literally).

Want to write about a man with a 12 - 14 incher, might as well add an extra pair of legs, mane and tail to that, too.

Then again... there might be stories out there with pony boys, heh.

 

[cloudy]

Most writers who take their craft halfway seriously (yes, even in erotica) would rather take a beating before using a specific cock size, unless it's a humorous story.

Ditto breast size. (I mean, c'mon, how many men can accurately judge a woman's breast size with just one sidelong glance?)

If you just browse the threads here in the feedback forum, and even some in the Authors Hangout, you'll see that we almost constantly mock authors that use numbers as a shortcut to real writing.

One caveat: you might want to speak to your fellow men, Micheal. It's almost exclusively men who commit those number faux pas.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Most writers who take their craft halfway seriously (yes, even in erotica) would rather take a beating before using a specific cock size, unless it's a humorous story.

Ditto breast size. (I mean, c'mon, how many men can accurately judge a woman's breast size with just one sidelong glance?)

If you just browse the threads here in the feedback forum, and even some in the Authors Hangout, you'll see that we almost constantly mock authors that use numbers as a shortcut to real writing.

One caveat: you might want to speak to your fellow men, Micheal. It's almost exclusively men who commit those number faux pas.

Not me, Cloudy. I use numbers all the time.

But then I break all the rules for the sake of humor. I get away with it (I mean that exactly that way - get away with it) only because it's done as humor. The usual genre of stories on Lit can't do that. It makes the story nearly unreadable. Just, bloody, don't use numbers.

 

[cloudy]

Not me, Cloudy. I use numbers all the time.

But then I break all the rules for the sake of humor. I get away with it (I mean that exactly that way - get away with it) only because it's done as humor. The usual genre of stories on Lit can't do that. It makes the story nearly unreadable. Just, bloody, don't use numbers.

I know...that's why I said:

Most writers who take their craft halfway seriously (yes, even in erotica) would rather take a beating before using a specific cock size, unless it's a humorous story.

There are, of course, exceptions to every rule.

 

[Dic_Suckin_Lips]

I am not a writer BUT, I do read a lot.. most characters are not normal, big dicks (and I know very few women who really want big), large perky breast (which usually doesn't happen together).. etc.. it IS tiresome..

 

[kirk7730]

nice lips

 

[halfjack]

There's just so many wonderful words to use besides numbers. That, and sometimes it's just best to leave it to the imagination. Let readers come up with size, shape, etc. Provide the texture, the taste, maybe even the smell, something. Anything BUT how much it's a bull sized cock, watermelon sized breasts with pert eraser shaped nipples.

It gets boring, honestly. I don't like my imagination forced, and truth be told, ridiculously large breasts, and cocks scare me.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Grant's enormous member swung back and forth as he walked, barely missing the ground.

"Nice Rockets!" he exclaimed staring at Wand's overly large bazookas, as she passed.

Wanda turned quickly and glared at Grant. Daggers flew in his direction from her eyes. At the same time, Newton's second law finally caught up with her as her massive mammaries finally decided to follow her turn. They passing in front of her, then flew on beyond. The momentum of the moving mass of blubberous knockers dragged her into the street where she was hit by a bus.

See? Not a single number in any of that

 

[halfjack]

::Chokes:: I think I love you.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

::Chokes:: I think I love you.

The point is, you totally got the images. The numbers aren't needed and are actually detrimental. Go with it

 

[Recidiva]

Proportion queen!

 

[christabelll]

damn

so - if she is used to 4 -6 inchers and suddenly is introduced to the 8 incher and blurts omg its huge are we gonna run? no LOL
but it does get old...(damn now I have to rewrite that wholllllllle scene) LOL.

But if you are used to Large breasts - and are confronted with those perky, defying gravity, unnatural breasts, kinda makes you want to pierce those fuckers and add anvils of weight.

Okay - phew

can't wait to get home to edit the hell of my newest coming soon!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

so - if she is used to 4 -6 inchers and suddenly is introduced to the 8 incher and blurts omg its huge are we gonna run? no LOL
but it does get old...(damn now I have to rewrite that wholllllllle scene) LOL.

But if you are used to Large breasts - and are confronted with those perky, defying gravity, unnatural breasts, kinda makes you want to pierce those fuckers and add anvils of weight.

Okay - phew

can't wait to get home to edit the hell of my newest coming soon!

What's with this "8 incher" thing? I thought all cocks were more than 10

 

[christabelll]

well we're talking fiction damnit - fiction!
I love my ten incher when it functions LOL
but again this is fiction!!!!




heheheh

 

[Agnol]

I've read too many stories where the plot is hanging from a guys monster cock. There is no other reason for the action taking place other than he has larger than normal genitalia. I guess one could make guesses on the endowment of the author and that they could be drawing from real life experiences, but if that was the case wouldn't they be too busy getting laid in real life to write stories?

 

[Guest]

Grant's enormous member swung back and forth as he walked, barely missing the ground.

"Nice Rockets!" he exclaimed staring at Wand's overly large bazookas, as she passed.

Wanda turned quickly and glared at Grant. Daggers flew in his direction from her eyes. At the same time, Newton's second law finally caught up with her as her massive mammaries finally decided to follow her turn. They passing in front of her, then flew on beyond. The momentum of the moving mass of blubberous knockers dragged her into the street where she was hit by a bus.

See? Not a single number in any of that

Oh jesus - that is classic!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I am not a writer BUT, I do read a lot.. most characters are not normal, big dicks (and I know very few women who really want big), large perky breast (which usually doesn't happen together).. etc.. it IS tiresome..

OMG!! There's a story in those lips somewhere. I'm sure

 

[College_geek]

I've never written for Literotica, but years ago I wrote a fanfiction that basically mocked this whole thing. Throughout the whole story, the female kept imagining how huge her boyfriend's cock would be because his bulge was just so big. At the end, it turns out he was stuffing with socks. Most people who read it liked it (it wasn't written really well, but they liked the punchline), but I did get one review that said something like "people who are in love wouldn't do that!"

Yeah, that's my random thought for the day.