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Guess its today's WTF moment while waiting at LAX.......A lady walks up to me (guess I looked approachable) 😳 and says, "Where is the domestic flights?" My 💭 says, "Lady, we are at the f*%#ing airport...." But mouth says, "What airlines?" Ladies response, "Spirit!" My 💭 says, "How the f*%# do I know we are at terminal 7!" But my mouth says, "Hmm, hold on let me check (Google that shit) oh, it's at terminal 3!" Instead of thank you, her next question was, "How do I get there from here?" My 💭 quickly says, " F*%#ing walk, run, fly idk!!!!" My mouth says, We are at 7, go this way (pointing mind you) to 6 ,5 4 , around till you see terminal 3." I added, "You will have to go up stairs for departures." Lady takes off as directed..... 💭 completely takes over, "WTF.....You're welcome!" Lmfao people are off the hook! 😂😂😂😂
 
barefootgirl69 said:
Guess its today's WTF moment while waiting at LAX.......A lady walks up to me (guess I looked approachable) 😳 and says, "Where is the domestic flights?" My 💭 says, "Lady, we are at the f*%#ing airport...." But mouth says, "What airlines?" Ladies response, "Spirit!" My 💭 says, "How the f*%# do I know we are at terminal 7!" But my mouth says, "Hmm, hold on let me check (Google that shit) oh, it's at terminal 3!" Instead of thank you, her next question was, "How do I get there from here?" My 💭 quickly says, " F*%#ing walk, run, fly idk!!!!" My mouth says, We are at 7, go this way (pointing mind you) to 6 ,5 4 , around till you see terminal 3." I added, "You will have to go up stairs for departures." Lady takes off as directed..... 💭 completely takes over, "WTF.....You're welcome!" Lmfao people are off the hook! 😂😂😂😂
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bahahahaha That's funny, :D:D:D:D
 
this is a very relaxing place you have here BFG. I love what you did with the place. May I sit and rest a while?
 
Had a call from GG. I asked her what she was doing on the phone when she should be in bed. Then I asked her if she needed military assistance? Air cover? Lol

She said to tell everyone it was worth waiting for :devil:
 
HSG1489 said:
Had a call from GG. I asked her what she was doing on the phone when she should be in bed. Then I asked her if she needed military assistance? Air cover? Lol

She said to tell everyone it was worth waiting for :devil:
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Awwwwwww!! Those two make me smile!! :heart:
 
BFG - i like your posters and sayings. If you saw my facebook, it would look similar....
 
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