Best thread hijacker

[Problem Child]

I nominate...me.

I took a lovely thread about losing love and healing and steered it towards toilet cleaning and wagonwheel endtables (with Fishy's help).

Beat that, fuckers.

 

[BustyTheClown]

I nominate...me.

I took a lovely thread about losing love and healing and steered it towards toilet cleaning and wagonwheel endtables (with Fishy's help).

Beat that, fuckers.

<hails to the thief> I'm not worthy!

 

[kiwiwolf]

I nominate...me.

I took a lovely thread about losing love and healing and steered it towards toilet cleaning and wagonwheel endtables (with Fishy's help).

Beat that, fuckers.

PC it was a masterful hi jack.... I kneel in awe at the feet of the master...

 

[Calamity Jane]

I thought you were posting about the healing taking place after the loss of your furniture... that even though it was your idea to get rid of it, you still felt profound loss and were embarking on the journey of becoming whole again...

 

[Starblayde]

I'm great at hijacks...just find me a woman to flirt with and i'm on every other post

 

[Problem Child]

I thought you were posting about the healing taking place after the loss of your furniture... that even though it was your idea to get rid of it, you still felt profound loss and were embarking on the journey of becoming whole again...

You were mistaken, I just like big fires.

Thing is, I don't even need a boxcutter to do it. That's talent.

 

[unclej]

would you mind removing your shoes sir....

 

[Starblayde]

hmpfh.... no ladies... gonna be too difficult to hijack this one, with the great PC around..... I'm off to bed.. nightey night all

 

[perks]

schmoopie? are you here?

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I'm here.

Will I do?

ohhhhhh, foxy. how are you most delicious one?

 

[alexandraaah]

Anyone wanna fuck my hot mouth?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Summery]

I'm here.

Will I do?

You'll do just fine in my book, foxy one.

 

[kotori]

Foxy!

I'm here.

Will I do?

Did you hear that Marxist think we would make a good match? Whattya say? Wanna show me 'round the outback?

 

[perks]

Bright eyed, busy tailed and full of sunshine, Perky bumbum you little yumyum.

Get your kit off.

I have no idea what that fucking means, but I will do whatever you say. right after I fuck alexaaahs mouth with my strapon.

 

[alexandraaah]

You have to ask?

It's my attempt at coy.

 

[Guest]

Re: Foxy!

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Foxy!

He did? Wooohoooooo.

Yeah, I'll show you around down under

I'm going to drown myself in this pond.

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: Foxy!

He did? Wooohoooooo.

Yeah, I'll show you around down under

Okay, we can plan it for our birthdays ('cause when it's my birthday there, it's still your birthday here). I've always wanted to go swimming on Christmas!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Schmoopie

I hear ya calling my name...does that mean ya think I am a hijacker?

 

[perks]

Re: Schmoopie

I hear ya calling my name...does that mean ya think I am a hijacker?

I wanna lick honey off your schmoopie

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: Re: Schmoopie

I wanna lick honey off your schmoopie

sweet jesus ... Okay...

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Schmoopie

sweet jesus ... Okay...

fuckin' get here already. I want a hug.