Best Lines Ever

[Lord_Michael]

Billy Crystal (Mitch Robbins) and Jack Palance (Curly Washburn)

Mitch: "Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?"
Curly: "Day ain't over yet."

City Slickers

 

[The_Wooden_Stik]

Mystery Men

Mr. Furious: It's a Harley... compatible. Basically the same engineering...

Invisible Boy: Hey Dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men.

The Shoveller: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork, and the hammer of not bickering!

Captain Amazing: Nemesi... nemesee... What's the plural on that?

The Sphinx: To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
The Sphinx: [looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet] I don't remember telling you to do that [walks away].

Blue Raja: All I'm saying is, when we split the check three ways the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man every time!

Mr. Furious: Momma Pajama! (I use that as an expletive to this day... )

Sorry, but I have no idea what movie this is. Care to fill me in? It sounds right up my alley. Thanks!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sorry, but I have no idea what movie this is. Care to fill me in? It sounds right up my alley. Thanks!

It's "The Mystery men!"

An amazing cast, so brilliant.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Wallace Shawn (Vizzini)

"Ha, ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is: never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha" (keels over).

The Princess Bride

 

[AllTorment]

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?

Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.... Vagina!

 

[amofiga]

Willie Nelson in "Rhinestone Cowboy" when asked what he was going to do when his buddy (Robert Redford) kidnapped a show horse and disappeared.

"Well, I'm going to get me a bottle of bourbon and one of them showgirls that can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch and just lay back."

 

[Lord_Michael]

@amofiga

You're right - it was a great line, although you misquoted it. What he said was:

"I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back"

And the movie was "The Electric Horseman," although you had the right idea!

 

[DVS]

Winning!

 

[AllTorment]

Winning!

What movie is that from?

Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: All right. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[DVS]

What movie is that from?

Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: All right. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?

It's a new movie that just came out. I think it's called "Charlie's World", or something similar.

 

[Tzara]

What movie is that from?

Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: All right. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?

Withnail and I

 

[Stella_Omega]

Withnail and I

How did you guess?

 

[Tzara]

How did you guess?

Because Marwood and Me is about a dog?



Oh, wait. Is that right?

 

[DVS]

Because Marwood and Me is about a dog?



Oh, wait. Is that right?

Marwood? I think you mean Marley.

 

[midwestyankee]

Marwood? I think you mean Marley.

I thought Marley was dead. Isn't that what launches the whole ghost of Christmas past etc. chain of events?

 

[wicked woman]

I thought Marley was dead. Isn't that what launches the whole ghost of Christmas past etc. chain of events?

Yes and I'm watching Scrooge in a couple of hours. My favourite Xmas movie...but usually a Xmas Eve treat.


Chain....mmmm....oops sorry you didn't mean it that way, did you?

 

[DVS]

I thought Marley was dead. Isn't that what launches the whole ghost of Christmas past etc. chain of events?

Marley is dead? Next, I'll bet you'll say Santa isn't real.

 

[wicked woman]

Marley is dead? Next, I'll bet you'll say Santa isn't real.

Blasphemy!

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes and I'm watching Scrooge in a couple of hours. My favourite Xmas movie...but usually a Xmas Eve treat.


Chain....mmmm....oops sorry you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Which version?

 

[wicked woman]

Which version?

The only one worth watching, with Alastair Sims. Actually I should have said A Christmas Carol but I always call it Scrooge...not to be confused with Bill Murray's Scrooged.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Cori Luca (Johann Carlo)

To Ray Luca (Anthony Denison):

"Your whole life is a psychotic episode."

Crime Story

 

[vampwrrr]

Johnny Ringo: And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me.

 

[Lord_Michael]

More from "Tombstone"

@ vampwrrr: Great "Tombstone" quote. But we can't forget these, now, can we?

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
--Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)

Wyatt Earp: "How are you?"
Doc Holliday: "I'm dying, how are you?"
-- Kurt Russell (Earp) and Val Kilmer (Holliday)

"I'm your huckelberry."
-- Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)

"You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?"
-- Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell)

 

[BiBunny]

Johnny Ringo: And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me.

@ vampwrrr: Great "Tombstone" quote. But we can't forget these, now, can we?

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
--Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)

Wyatt Earp: "How are you?"
Doc Holliday: "I'm dying, how are you?"
-- Kurt Russell (Earp) and Val Kilmer (Holliday)

"I'm your huckelberry."
-- Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)

"You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?"
-- Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell)

*Sigh* I've never been attracted to Val Kilmer...except in that movie. Oh, dear God, that man in that movie. *Pants*

 

[vampwrrr]

@ vampwrrr: Great "Tombstone" quote. But we can't forget these, now, can we?

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
--Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)

Wyatt Earp: "How are you?"
Doc Holliday: "I'm dying, how are you?"
-- Kurt Russell (Earp) and Val Kilmer (Holliday)

"I'm your huckelberry."
-- Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)

"You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?"
-- Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell)

Or: "Why you're no daisy! You're no daisy a-tall!" Tombstone is the only western that I will voluntarily watch.

And, yes, Bi, a large part of that (ok, most of it) is Val Kilmer's characterization of Doc Holliday. ^.^

"It's true, you are a good woman, Kate. Then again, you may be the antichrist."