Best Lines Ever

[WrongVerb]

"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."

- Dennis Furina (as Ray Bones) From Get Shorty

 

[TarevaChine]

It's Complicated

Meryl Streep – “I like a lot of semen, always have.”

Alec Baldwin – “Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?”

 

[TarevaChine]

Faye Dunaway – Mommie Dearest

“Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.”

and of course the most memorable one......

“No wire hangers, ever!”

 

[rekane]

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Vercotti: Doug... (takes a drink) I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of Doug! I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was terrified of Doug!

Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks- dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire!

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

"People will think....

Citizen Kane: "Whatever I tell 'em to think."

Nothing changes.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."

- Dennis Furina (as Ray Bones) From Get Shorty

He's fucking right about that, too.

 

[deucie]

Rosie O'Donnell to Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle. 'You don't want to be married......you want to be married in a movie".

 

[dexwebster]

Harvey
Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be'--she always called me Elwood--'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.


When Harry Met Sally
Harry: 'I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.'

Sally: You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you, Harry. I really hate you.


The Philadelphia Story
C. K. Dexter Haven: How about you, Mr. Connor? You drink, don't you - alcohol, I mean?
Macaulay Connor: Oh, a little.
Dexter: A little? And you a writer? Tsk, tsk, tsk. I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I think I secretly wanted to be a writer.

 

[ArchLady03]

I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what YOU broke.

-Meredith Grey from Greys Anatomy

 

[Katiesub]

Westley to an unconscious Andre the Giant in Princess Bride:

Sleep well and dream of large women.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Leonora Braham, getting her alcohol on back stage at D'Oly Carte theater, after a perfomance of "Mikado"
"Can this be vanity? No; nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of nature. I take after my mother."


And her lovely song after that...

 

[just a thing]

"He'll regret it to his dying day -- if ever he lives that long."

 

[Stella_Omega]

Also from Mikado:

"The more I know of men the more I admire dogs."

 

[GrimsPet]

I like restraint, if it doesn't go to far. -Mae West

 

[ruby_my_dear]

Two of my favorites

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die""
The Princess Bride

"I'm not dead yet!"
Monty Python..the Holy Grail (I think)

 

[Themoodyone]

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this, but I'ma get you high today, cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Friday, 1995 (Chris Tucker)

 

[tekgirl]

In the Truman Show with Jim Carrery it's the scene where he realizes things aren't what they seem. He has Laura Linney in the car with him.

He's getting ready to drive off with her in the passenger seat and she attempts to get out. She says, "If you're going to kill yourself you can do it without me."

He grabs her by the arm and responds, "I think I'd like the company." Now that's a good line.

 

[Chaingun]

From As Good as it Gets...

Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"


Melvin Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

 

[Lord_Michael]

Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner)

"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."

("Who Framed Roger Rabbit?")

 

[Chaingun]

From Body Heat.


Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
Matty: You don't look lazy.

 

[audiodiva]

Favorite line

Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

-Men in Black

Love that one

Another one of my favorite lines

"You are everything I never knew I always wanted"

 

[DehviantGirl]

Thor

"We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud."

 

[Lord_Michael]

Matthew Quigley (Tom Selleck)

"This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok."

--Quigley Down Under

 

[DehviantGirl]

Season of The With

"We're going to need more Holy Water."

Felson (Ron Perlman)

ahhh -- that's Season of The Witch

 

[Lord_Michael]

Joe E. Lewis (Frank Sinatra)

"A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late."

The Joker is Wild