Bent cock

[garythegreat]

My dick is small enough as it is (5.5inches), but it bends to the right quite a bit making it appear even smaller. ie if you were to put a ruler against it and measure it, it would measure 4 inches, but if i measured with string then a ruler it would be 5.5inches.

Does anyone know how/why it got bent or how i can make my dick straight again?

 

[M's girl]

You are kidding us, right?

 

[MR.GGG]

bent - schvent

Slight changes to the vaso-congestive tissue is the usual cause. It may be correctible with expensive, painful and dangerous surgery. Why bother though? 5.5 is NOT in the large clit range so quit feeling inadequate. Learn to use positions where your bent dick becomes a MAGIC WAND. Read my TRY THIS thread and ADAPT it for your dick. Learn to give a good tongue lashing and no girl will complain.

 

[SweetErika]

You probably hit or injured it in some way when you were little, causing some scar tissue, which pulls it to the right. This is generally classified as Peyronie's Disease, which sounds a lot worse than it is when it doesn't cause pain or sexual dysfunction. In other words, if your cock works just fine and doesn't hurt, you'll just have to learn to lurve the curve.

My husband's tilts to his right when erect, though the only actual curve in it is a very normal, upward one. I'm guessing his is from always hanging on the right for so many years. It only causes us problems once in a while when I'm on top, usually when my ovaries are tender or I have cysts. Changing positions is the remedy.

Oh, and 5.5 inches is perfectly average. Even 4 inches shouldn't be an issue if you're a good lover. Some of the best sex I've had was with smaller-than-average men. Stop worrying about your size, and start obsessing over working what you've got and how you can give your partner incredible pleasure.

 

[silverwhisper]

gary, kindly check the black manual for average size figures.

darn it, where's eilan when you need her?

ed

 

[Snowman5933]

Stop worrying about your size, and start obsessing over working what you've got and how you can give your partner incredible pleasure.

So Young, Yet So Much Wisdom....You Should Listen To Her.

 

[DWade3]

.......

 

[garythegreat]

I beat off with both hands nowadays, but when I was younger I probably used my right hand more often. WHy is that a factor?


And to the person that asked " are you serious", i dont get it whats there not to be serious about!?

 

[Reba67]

And to the person that asked " are you serious", i dont get it whats there not to be serious about!?

The "are you serious" part is probably due to the vast numbers of "is my dick too small?" "What can I do to make it longer/thicker/etc?" questions that crop up on here.

I don't think you have to stop measuring where it takes a curve....use a flexible measuring tape.

 

[M's girl]

That would have been me. Guilty as charged!

Reba67 is right, that was part of why I reacted like that. But also... I mean... I have seen more penises that are bent than ones that are straight. A banana is not compared to a penis (or the other way around) for nothing! So I found the question somewhat asking for known directions. Hence my reaction.

We (....) (indeed) just see too many questions here that seem to be nothing more than potential jerk off material for the threadstarter.....

 

[silverwhisper]

hey m's girl: what are you wearing?

ed

 

[M's girl]

hey m's girl: what are you wearing?

ed

Give me that trout, you!..... you! ...... you!

Hey, it's you?! Hi!

 

[silverwhisper]

[waves]

hi!

:>

ed

 

[M's girl]

So........


........ how long, thick and bent are you today? (Sorry Eilan, could not help myself here )

 

[silverwhisper]

that depends: how long, thick and bent would you like it to be today? after all, it's so extraordinary it can do anything. besides, you know you cannot resist its gravitational pull! off w/ you to the proper thread!

i'm feeling a mite silly today. does it show?

ed

 

[M's girl]

that depends: how long, thick and bent would you like it to be today? after all, it's so extraordinary it can do anything. besides, you know you cannot resist its gravitational pull! off w/ you to the proper thread!

i'm feeling a mite silly today. does it show?

ed

Don't get me started
If you feel silly enough, though, you might wanna try post something in Dutch on the Dutch board.... a poll or so...

 

[silverwhisper]

i know dutch? egads, when did that happen? was it when i also picked up flemish?



ed

 

[M's girl]

i know dutch? egads, when did that happen? was it when i also picked up flemish?



ed

You don't.... that will be the fun part. Use an online translation prog. We had some laughs with other people trying to impress us with their so called Dutch

 

[silverwhisper]

oo, oo, what if i use babelfish to translate into afrikaans?

ed

 

[M's girl]

oo, oo, what if i use babelfish to translate into afrikaans?

ed

Even funnier

Babelfish.... huh.... What is it with you and fish?
Anyway... we have plenty of that in NL... you should feel soooo @ home

 

[silverwhisper]

shall i bring some herring? :>

ed

 

[M's girl]

shall i bring some herring? :>

ed

Why not? We've got plenty though
But only if it's bent herring


[ sorry Gary ]