bend it like beckham was originally supposed to end in lesbian awesomeness.

[pointless]

and then they changed it. that makes me sad. yes, over a decade later. i have my reasons. sure, they may be weird reasons, but they're reasons. you have no right to judge me, but feel free.

 

[pointless]

i have no reason to bump this, but i'm doing it anyway.

 

[islandman]

Keira Knightly, sure, but the indian chick does nothing for me.

 

[Wings]

I always assumed it did, even with the ending they gave it.

 

[lovetoread]

Eh, thought the ending sucked.

 

[pointless]

Keira Knightly, sure, but the indian chick does nothing for me.

you're a sick man.

I always assumed it did, even with the ending they gave it.

subtext makes me cry.

 

[islandman]

you're a sick man.

I don't find my people attractive.

 

[pointless]

I don't find my people attractive.

there is something seriously wrong with you. there are some beautiful indian out there in this world and she is one of them.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't find my people attractive.

Dude...

http://zns.india.com/upload/2012/2/9/parminder-nagra-lead.jpg

You're cut off for tonight, brah. No more Pisco sours for you.

 

[islandman]

Dude...

http://zns.india.com/upload/2012/2/9/parminder-nagra-lead.jpg

You're cut off for tonight, brah. No more Pisco sours for you.

Nope.

Nada.

Zilch.

 

[islandman]

there is something seriously wrong with you. there are some beautiful indian out there in this world and she is one of them.

She's a shorter version of my cousin.

If you want to travel halfway around the world, you can meet her.

 

[lovetoread]

I don't find my people attractive.

I'll be honest and say I agree with this. I don't find my people attractive either.

 

[RoryN]

*crosses fingers for this thread to turn into an ode to naked Indian women*

 

[pointless]

just give me a bit to save up the scratch and you're on.


he said to islandman.

but, you know, feel free to post nude hotness and discuss ethnic self hatred. i'd prefer the nude hotness, but whatever.

 

[islandman]

I'll be honest and say I agree with this. I don't find my people attractive either.

You have people?

 

[pointless]

i know i don't unless you count western european mutts as a people.

 

[lovetoread]

You have people?

Yep. Even I have people.

 

[pointless]

Yep. Even I have people.

well, what are they, goddamnit?

 

[lovetoread]

well, what are they, goddamnit?

I'm a Japanese redneck. I don't find Japanese men attractive, they look like my brother.

 

[pointless]

I'm a Japanese redneck. I don't find Japanese men attractive, they look like my brother.

and they have those pixelated penises. that's gotta get weird after awhile.

 

[Wings]

Seriously, I went home after seeing the movie and fapped to thoughts of them together.

 

[islandman]

I'm a Japanese redneck. I don't find Japanese men attractive, they look like my brother.

You are?

If I had a million guesses I would have never gotten that right.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm a Japanese redneck. I don't find Japanese men attractive, they look like my brother.

What if your brother was Takeshi Kaneshiro?

http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20100226/most_beautiful_men_76.jpg

 

[pointless]

that's understandable. you were not alone.

blame the cowardly writer. he changed it because he was worried about offending conservative indians.

 

[pointless]

damn you people. i don't wanna use quotes, damn it!