Begin your sentence with..........

[MRSassySheDevil]

What do you do with a drunkin Sailor

 

[ImpureMind]

Sailor suit or Fireman outfit?

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Oh the outfits that spring to mind. The dry cleaner just returned my newly shortened and taken in naughty schoolgirl outfit..but it is a bit SLUTTY

 

[ImpureMind]

Slutty outfits might earn you a shiny gold star from me.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Me likes gold stars (hard to start a sentence with the word "me" without sounding like a caveman). Gold stars make me hope I've been a good girl!

 

[ImpureMind]

Girl gets gold star, well done, now go and get my special pen so I can draw it on you in my favourite place.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Place? Well, here is a red Sharpie...do whatever you like!

 

[ImpureMind]

Like I said, hike that skirt up and sit yourself on my lap so I can draw this star on you ever so perfectly.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Perfectly drawn art is better than a museum full of sculptures.

 

[ImpureMind]

Sculptures at night can look so menacing, but I can't help but be drawn towards them and the huge strange gate they guard.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Guard yourself against things that go bump in the night and even girls on your lap who were recently strangers.

 

[ImpureMind]

Strangers sat next to each in a dark cinema, their wandering sinful hands concealed from view in the dim light.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Strangers sat next to each in a dark cinema, their wandering sinful hands concealed from view in the dim light.

"Light My Fire," Jim Morrison sang, as the other Doors played on.

 

[done_got_old]

On and on he droned until I fell asleep.

 

[PattiJolene]

Asleep with a giant smile on my face as l relived the memories in my dreams.

 

[cole4258]

Dreams of feeling her soft skin touching me

 

[PattiJolene]

Me and you....Lets go celebrate!

 

[cole4258]

Celebrate every day like it's your last

 

[PattiJolene]

Last one to the checkered flag looses the race.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Race, in the context of NASCAR, brings happy memories of watching Mark Martin drive the 6 car

 

[PattiJolene]

Car sponsored by Donald Trump could be a target on the race track.

 

[WatchingCloud]

Track me down, anytime, anywhere.

 

[PattiJolene]

Anywhere around town where concrete exists. You will see Valentines Wishes in the windows of Store fronts.

 

[WatchingCloud]

Fronts or backs, it's all good.

 

[PattiJolene]

Good to know.