Begin your sentence with..........

[EctoJohn]

Actions speak louder than words.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Words can cut like a knife is used inconsiderately

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Inconsiderately, I have eaten the last cookie.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Cookie jars should be self-filling

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Self-filling is an interesting euphemism.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Euphemism is a mild, polite, or indirect word or phrase used to replace one considered harsh, unpleasant, embarrassing, or offensive

 

[LeSabreur]

Offensive speech is in the ear of the beholder, and depends chiefly on context.

 

[EctoJohn]

Context being removed can be really funny.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Funny thing about life once you think you have everything figured out along comes something and turns it upside down.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Down with work

 

[snexxer]

Work is like christmas, you do the hard part, and some fat guy in a suit gets the credit.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Credit should be given where it is due.

 

[Lovebooks]

Due, oh no my library book is overdue.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Overdue library books start amassing fines

 

[Jasmine12345]

fines amassed are for books on his serious studies of erotic art

 

[EctoJohn]

Art is subjective and yet we all know good art when we see it.

 

[SmilingLez]

It is a book by Stephen King

 

[CiaoSteve]

Kingly Court in London has a cocktail bar in an unused Underground station

 

[Jasmine12345]

station on the east wing will take you to the wonder land that you've never been before

 

[CiaoSteve]

Before I buy a ticket, do let me know what wonders abound

 

[Jasmine12345]

abound, in abundance ,
roses are red and more roses are red

 

[CiaoSteve]

Red roses cost a fortune on Valentine's day... does anyone actually buy them?

 

[ccs29745]

Them there are what we call sweet taters.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Taters... I can only think is short for potatoes, so I ask, would it be boiled, fried, or mashed?

 

[ccs29745]

Mashed loaded potatoes are good.