Begin your sentence with..........

[done_got_old]

Boo! It's not Halloween, so get lost.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Lost and found can be a veritable gold mine of unclaimed treasures.

 

[PattiJolene]

Treasures are placed where no ordinary human being would ever be able to reach.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Reach for the stars, ya dime store crook.

 

[done_got_old]

Crook-arm men are the best kind.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Crook-arm men are the best kind.

Kind and gentle is the best way to interact with children.

 

[done_got_old]

Kind and gentle is the best way to interact with children.

Children should be seen before they're heard.

 

[WatchingCloud]

Heard the one about the rabbi, the priest, and the soccer mom?

 

[LizVegas79]

Mom is a word some daughters use and other daughters don't.

 

[done_got_old]

Don't be an idiot, take a bath.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bath or shower, the idea is bathing, right?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Right or wrong, your opinion always is welcome

 

[done_got_old]

Welcome to my wonderful world!

 

[kurrginatorX]

World of wonders is how some businesses advertise their wares.

 

[done_got_old]

Wares that are hard are called hardware!

 

[Starscream_UK]

Hardware? No, the solution is software.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Software updates keep your computer performing at optimum levels.

 

[done_got_old]

Levels are tests to be passed.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Levels are tests to be passed.

Passed footballs caught in the end zone win football games.

 

[done_got_old]

Passed footballs caught in the end zone win football games.

Games can be a valuable learning tool.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Games can be a valuable learning tool.

Tool has been used as a euphemism for penis.

 

[PattiJolene]

Penis size doesn't matter... it is how it is used that is most affective.

 

[Hipshot1554]

Penis size doesn't matter... it is how it is used that is most effective.

Effective being the key word! Thank you for that.

 

[done_got_old]

That hat looks good on you!

 

[kurrginatorX]

You are the reason I keep a smile on my face.