Begin your sentence with..........

[MrPimms]

Turkey comes but once a year, like a fully loaded wank sock

 

[CiaoSteve]

Sockeye salmon is what I went for this year

 

[MrPimms]

Year on year I get older

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Older does not always mean wiser, just ask a politician.

 

[Lovebooks]

Politicians are all the same, they all suck.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Suck this," he yelled as they escorted him from the bar.

 

[EctoJohn]

Bar height was raised after both competitors cleared the jump.

 

[Lovebooks]

Jump is what the kangaroo does.

 

[fsa52]

Does it always have to be this way?

 

[Serge69]

"Way too fast" is what the officer stopping me for speeding told me.

 

[fsa52]

“Me thinks thou dost protest too much.”

 

[EctoJohn]

Much of the time nothing important is happening.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Much can be said about the weirdness that I've seen come across my PMs.

 

[Asilverfox23]

Much can be said about the weirdness that I've seen come across my PMs.

At least you get PMs haha… I’m kidding! I’ve met done great folks… I just thought I’d make a light joke

 

[Asilverfox23]

At least you get PMs haha… I’m kidding! I’ve met done great folks… I just thought I’d make a light joke

@LatinaCarmen1980 thanks for laughing!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

PMs are a more effective way of communicating than taking a thread off topic.

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Topic, that’s a blast from the past of an old chocolate bar, sorry not sorry for taking us back to the bar

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

“Bar towel!”, exclaimed the Quiet Man.

 

[MrPimms]

Bar is probably some weird shorthand for barista in a hipster coffee shop

 

[Lovebooks]

Shop around for the sales.


FYI, start your sentence with the last word.

 

[LeSabreur]

Sales are out there, people; it's Boxing Day!

 

[ccs29745]

Day starts every morning with my alarm going off.

 

[EctoJohn]

Off the cliff the lemmings traveled to their doom.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Doom was a bit of a ground breaking computer game when it first came out

 

[MrPimms]

Out is a difficult word to start a sentence with, unless you are giving a direction.