Begin your sentence with..........

[LeSabreur]

Not only are they distinctly different, so are saying and doing.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Doing everything together

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Together, we are weirder.

 

[ccs29745]

Weirder is sometimes better.

 

[EctoJohn]

Better not pout, better not cry.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Cry me rivers of lava and call it being calm.

 

[LeSabreur]

Calm seas and fair winds are my blessings for you.

 

[EctoJohn]

You must realize what you've done.

 

[LeSabreur]

"Done!" cried Sherman, the winner of the speed masturbation race.

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Race you, to the bar?

 

[Jasmine12345]

Bar...we, the group, could do the bar scene in this thread right here

 

[LeSabreur]

Here we would be, occupying a whole section of the bar, all happy Litsters enjoying convivial, ribald conversation with salacious intent, with vanilla patrons either fleeing or leaning in with curiosity.

 

[Jasmine12345]

curiosity won't kill the cat, here I am

 

[ccs29745]

Am going to enjoy some crock pot for dinner today

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Today, at the bar I will partake in a gin and tonic

 

[Jasmine12345]

tonic and gin is intoxicating, it could knock me down quickly
I'd better still have a Sloe Screw

 

[EctoJohn]

"Screw this," thought James, "I'd rather be home."

 

[ccs29745]

Home sweet home, and there's no place like home is so true.

 

[CiaoSteve]

True to my word, I made enough food to sink the proverbial battleship

 

[MrPimms]

Battleship was often a game that you went to extraordinary lengths to avoid your opponent seeing your paper

 

[CiaoSteve]

Paper can sometimes be edible

 

[MrPimms]

Edible knickers used to be a thing that was thought to be naughty

 

[CiaoSteve]

Naughty is something you can be now that the big man has been and gone

 

[LeSabreur]

Gone but not forgotten, we always say.

 

[snexxer]

Say what you want, but i like turkey.