Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

"Mine, all mine" the tax man gleefully announced.

 

[ccs29745]

Announced the winners of the race, he did.

 

[Jodaily]

Did the chicken cross the road or did he not?

 

[F3x0r]

Not going back chicken paradox, please

 

[EctoJohn]

Please let me know if there's anything else I can do.

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Do not disturb the kittens, I only just got them all to sleep.

 

[Shady_nz]

Sleep is great but not for a few hours yet

 

[ccs29745]

Yet, you fell asleep on my shoulder again

 

[Shady_nz]

Again, and every night if I could

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Could that I would, but I can't so I won't.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Won’t or can’t, as there is a difference.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Differences are what make us all who we are, unique not clones

 

[Seokrocks]

Clones might provide coverage while satisfying unmet needs in a sexless marriage.

 

[MarcUK]

Marriage is not understandable to anyone on the outside.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Outside you have to be careful, not to be caught, unless that happens to be your fetish

 

[MarcUK]

Fetish is a very tasty Italian salad leaf.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Leaf it all alone... fetish is a type of Greek cheese

 

[MarcUK]

Cheese sneeze wheeze, fetish grows on trees

 

[CiaoSteve]

Trees are where spaghetti comes from, I heard it on the news

 

[MarcUK]

News never needs naughty neverending nightly nerve-wracking notice

 

[CiaoSteve]

Notice me, that's all I ever hoped for, to be noticed and for somebody to come up and ask how I am feeling

 

[F3x0r]

Feeling something was off, he pulled her into the darkened room

 

[EctoJohn]

Room 107 is yours for the weekend, welcome to the hotel.

 

[Seokrocks]

Hotel sex is almost always special.

 

[ccs29745]

Special Olympics are done, time to plan for fall decorating.