Begin your sentence with..........

[jeff_is_smiling]

Item of note: Another UFO (or whatever they are calling them now) video clip has emerged from the military. Their missile was shown bouncing off the craft...

 

[Shady_nz]

Craft is a great way to relax

 

[wigglypuss]

Relax don't do it

 

[ccs29745]

It is a hairy cousin from the Addams family.

 

[EctoJohn]

Family Matters was also a television show.

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Show time so you better be ready when the curtain goes up.

 

[ccs29745]

Up, up and away !

 

[Trubbycat]

Away with your weapon, I mean you no harm

 

[EctoJohn]

Harm shall come to those of you who dare infuriates the lord of this land!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Land with a view is very expensive to buy...

 

[CiaoSteve]

Buy me pearls, buy me diamonds, buy me furs, but what I really want are the simple things... comfort, love, and the your warm mouth where it pleases the most.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Most ppl think I'm a happy Kathy... don't get stuck in an alley

 

[CiaoSteve]

Alley cats don't half make a racket when they're angry

 

[ccs29745]

Angry is something most people don't like me being.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Being lonely in a crowded room, is both scary and heartbreaking

 

[EctoJohn]

Heartbreaking existence is what Peter Parker unfortunately has.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Has to be in the air...for some reason everyone is horny

 

[EctoJohn]

Horny people are unavoidable on a website like this.

 

[CiaoSteve]

This may just be a state of mind, or it may be a plea for help

 

[EctoJohn]

Help is coming, just hold still.

 

[ccs29745]

Still waiting for that winning lottery ticket.

 

[Shady_nz]

Ticket? I love tickets! Especially if it's the winning one!

 

[kathyisgr65]

One leads to two and two leads to three and before we know it my loving wife is blowing the entire high school football team

 

[CiaoSteve]

Team struggles to focus on the game, seems everyone wants a little more time in the treatment room

 

[kathyisgr65]

Room is is $140 all bills paid...I couldn't believe my luck until I walked in and saw the cameras hooked up all over it