Begin your sentence with..........

[PotNoodle79]

Life has been unfaithful, and it promised so so much

 

[CiaoSteve]

Much ado about nothing, or so the bard once said

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Said to be smarter, schnauzers are dogs that require more attention than many other breeds.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Breeds of cows can include, um...Jersey cows and those big hairy ones with the horns.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Horns are great, but I tend to use elbows for working my way through a crowd

 

[PotNoodle79]

crowd control, when the crowd consists of cats can be a tiresome occupation

 

[Abeona1]

Occupation hazards are numerous.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Numerous orgasms can occur from extended oral focus...

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Focus your attention on one thing at a time.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Time flies by when you're having fun, but it sure does drag when you're getting none

 

[PotNoodle79]

None is no fun

 

[CiaoSteve]

Fun, fun, fun 'til your daddy took the T-bone away... and I really was enjoying that juicy steak

 

[PotNoodle79]

Steak is often considered to be a cliché when people talk about their fave meals but its there for a reason - it's fucking delicious.

 

[Hotcoffee123]

Delicious is the word I use after tasting bourbon on your lips.

 

[PotNoodle79]

lips are the gateway to a good bj or something like that, I'm ill and tired so don't quote me

 

[CiaoSteve]

Me thinks the only blow job I'll be getting is the one to extinguish the candles on the top of my birthday cake

 

[Hotcoffee123]

Cake sitting is my new favorite fetish, and it also involves tasting deliciousness

 

[CiaoSteve]

Deliciousness if a rather difficult way to start a sentence, but I'd love to give it a try and see if it ends up just as good as it sounds

 

[PotNoodle79]

Sounds I made a few minutes ago when I stubbed my toe: Argh, oww, oh you fucking bastard

 

[CiaoSteve]

Bastard... the Great Bastard, the world's heaviest flying bird and once extinct in England has just been released back into the wild

 

[MrPimms]

Wild rivers are a haven for the senses, rushing waters foaming at obstacles, perhaps the smell is left to your imagination

 

[Wand3rlust]

Imagination means I'm not alone, but there, with you, feeling you, hearing you, touching you...

 

[F3x0r]

You touching me, awakens something inside

 

[ccs29745]

Inside I'm a mess and a wreck, but on the outside I look collected and calm.

 

[EctoJohn]

Calm passed over the group as the thunderstorm finally ended.