Before you lemmings line up for your flu shots...

[Saint Peter]

I got my flu shot today.

It has been really nice knowing all of you.




Bye.

 

[koalabear]

Obama declares swine flu national emergency
Order could speed up treatments by waiving certain medical standards


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33459423/ns/health-cold_and_flu

 

[Saint Peter]

I am still hanging on by a thread.

Thanks for asking.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I am still hanging on by a thread.

Thanks for asking.

I didn't get my flu shot today.

I am still fine.

Thanks for asking.

 

[Saint Peter]

I didn't get my flu shot today.

I am still fine.

Thanks for asking.

The nurse thought my tattoo was hot. I could tell.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The nurse thought my tattoo was hot. I could tell.

You've been watching too many medical shows.

Izzie isn't into you. Besides, she got fired.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Obama declares swine flu national emergency
Order could speed up treatments by waiving certain medical standards

Woo hoo!

Yo, let's waive some more "standards"!

We need to cut through the red tape so we can inject people with pond water.

It's an emergency! The public's health is at stake here.

 

[Killswitch1]

byron, that was all far to long and boring.
gimme the cheat notes?

Heres the cheat notes.

http://a4.vox.com/6a00c225278752549d011016cc17dc860d-500pi

If Obama recommends it.....the right wing says No.

Plain and Simple

 

[TurdFergeson]

Woo hoo!

Yo, let's waive some more "standards"!

We need to cut through the red tape so we can inject people with pond water.

It's an emergency! The public's health is at stake here.

Nah, it's stupid regulations like Hospitals can't get Federal reimbursement if they set up a treatment tent more than 250 feet from the main entrance, or crap like that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Heres the cheat notes.

If Obama recommends it.....the right wing says No.

Plain and Simple

Oh, look! An idiot!

One sees so few of them on the GB these days...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nah, it's stupid regulations like Hospitals can't get Federal reimbursement if they set up a treatment tent more than 250 feet from the main entrance, or crap like that.

I'll bet you didn't read the OP.

What did I just win?

 

[Killswitch1]

I didn't get my flu shot today.

I am still fine.

Thanks for asking.

You haven't left your moms basement since 1973 dude. You have no need to get the shot.

I'd also like to know whay at 2:02 in Skyes video did the poster felt the need to edit, alter and distort what Physicians said about getting the shots or not.

I dont give the video any credability after picking up on that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You haven't left your moms basement since 1973 dude.

Oh, look! An idiot!

One sees so few of them on the GB these days...

 

[Saint Peter]

You haven't left your moms basement since 1973 dude. You have no need to get the shot.

I'd also like to know whay at 2:02 in Skyes video did the poster felt the need to edit, alter and distort what Physicians said about getting the shots or not.

I dont give the video any credability after picking up on that.

Killswitch1?

 

[Killswitch1]

Killswitch1?

I logged out and cant remember my password for the original name.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I logged out and cant remember my password for the original name.

Oh, look! An idiot!

One sees so few of them on the GB these days...

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh, look! An idiot!

One sees so few of them on the GB these days...

Nice.

 

[TurdFergeson]

I'll bet you didn't read the OP.

What did I just win?

I skimmed it and got the gist which is that vaccinations can often be contaminated with other infectious pathogens.

But anyway, that has nothing to do with the Declaration of Emergency which relaxes impractical regulations like the one I mentioned.

 

[The Mutt]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/JENNY.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/JENNY.jpg

Lol... thanks for the welcome to Unreal America.

 

[The Mutt]

Lol... thanks for the welcome to Unreal America.

Come on in. The homeopathic medicine is fine.

 

[Peregrinator]

Gah! And here I am reading The Stand for the first time. Thanks for the nightmares.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Come on in. The homeopathic medicine is fine.

The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,
Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light,
And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels
From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels:
Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye,
The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,
I must up-fill this osier cage of ours
With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.
The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;
What is her burying grave that is her womb,
And from her womb children of divers kind
We sucking on her natural bosom find,
Many for many virtues excellent,
None but for some and yet all different.
O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:
For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
But to the earth some special good doth give,
Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use
Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse:
Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;
And vice sometimes by action dignified.
Within the infant rind of this small flower
Poison hath residence and medicine power:
For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;
Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.
Two such opposed kings encamp them still
In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;
And where the worser is predominant,
Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.

 

[Batch]

Gah! And here I am reading The Stand for the first time. Thanks for the nightmares.

*chuckles*

Enjoy the ride. Watch out for the Walking Dude.

 

[The Mutt]

And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.