Before you lemmings line up for your flu shots...

Obama declares swine flu national emergency
Order could speed up treatments by waiving certain medical standards
Woo hoo!

Yo, let's waive some more "standards"!

We need to cut through the red tape so we can inject people with pond water.

It's an emergency! The public's health is at stake here.
 
Woo hoo!

Yo, let's waive some more "standards"!

We need to cut through the red tape so we can inject people with pond water.

It's an emergency! The public's health is at stake here.

Nah, it's stupid regulations like Hospitals can't get Federal reimbursement if they set up a treatment tent more than 250 feet from the main entrance, or crap like that.
 
Nah, it's stupid regulations like Hospitals can't get Federal reimbursement if they set up a treatment tent more than 250 feet from the main entrance, or crap like that.
I'll bet you didn't read the OP.

What did I just win?
 
I didn't get my flu shot today.

I am still fine.

Thanks for asking.

You haven't left your moms basement since 1973 dude. You have no need to get the shot.

I'd also like to know whay at 2:02 in Skyes video did the poster felt the need to edit, alter and distort what Physicians said about getting the shots or not.

I dont give the video any credability after picking up on that.
 
You haven't left your moms basement since 1973 dude. You have no need to get the shot.

I'd also like to know whay at 2:02 in Skyes video did the poster felt the need to edit, alter and distort what Physicians said about getting the shots or not.

I dont give the video any credability after picking up on that.

Killswitch1?
 
I'll bet you didn't read the OP.

What did I just win?

I skimmed it and got the gist which is that vaccinations can often be contaminated with other infectious pathogens.

But anyway, that has nothing to do with the Declaration of Emergency which relaxes impractical regulations like the one I mentioned.
 
Gah! And here I am reading The Stand for the first time. Thanks for the nightmares.
 
Come on in. The homeopathic medicine is fine.
The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,
Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light,
And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels
From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels:
Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye,
The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,
I must up-fill this osier cage of ours
With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.
The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;
What is her burying grave that is her womb,
And from her womb children of divers kind
We sucking on her natural bosom find,
Many for many virtues excellent,
None but for some and yet all different.
O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:
For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
But to the earth some special good doth give,
Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use
Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse:
Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;
And vice sometimes by action dignified.
Within the infant rind of this small flower
Poison hath residence and medicine power:
For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;
Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.
Two such opposed kings encamp them still
In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;
And where the worser is predominant,
Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.
 
And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.
:eek:
 
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