Bedroom Do's & Don't's

[may_I_please]

Don't treat her like china, she's stronger than you think

 

[ViciousTease]

Do play with her hair ... then tug on it a bit.

 

[may_I_please]

Do use your words, but then sometimes don't use your words

Whaddaya want?. A manual? I'll be chucked out of the girl club

 

[Inspirinious]

Do eat fruits, berries, and other juicy things in bed.

Don't eat pizza in bed. (crusty crumbs)

 

[talikat]

Do eat fruits, berries, and other juicy things in bed.

Like pussy?

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Don't forget the breasts!

 

[Inspirinious]

Like pussy?

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Don't forget the breasts!

Who? Me?

 

[talikat]

Who? Me?

Not you specifically.

 

[ViciousTease]

Don't mention work, kids, or finances in the bedroom.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Always make sure you bring towels, tissues for during/after. A bowl of hot water and a cloth is nice to have for washing each other after.

 

[beachbaby179]

Do leave any shyness you might be feeling outside the door.

 

[RoyceConnors]

bodies do strange things at the wrong time, it happens to all of us. Laugh about it and enjoy the funny side of it. I happen to think pussy farts are great. I love knowing you're that wet and well-fucked to make them.

 

[Arielsdream]

FFS don't lay there afterwards after a nice time and ask why is it always the same.....

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do make sure she is pleased several times before finishing yourself off and falling asleep after. She's more prone to cuddle in and sleep with you.

I think I need this sticker in my room next to the "Always kiss me goodnight" one.

 

[may_I_please]

Do try new things, or old things in new places

Do try new toys and new outfits, getting naked isn't the only way to get into bed

 

[RoyceConnors]

Lube, always remember lube!!!! Everything goes better with lube.

 

[may_I_please]

Do start the bedroom activities outside the bedroom...a spicy text or a well chosen picture texted to him at work, or a special phone call, can wind him up so very delightfully when he's stuck at work

 

[RoyceConnors]

go toy shopping on line together and spend a night playing with them learning what they do. every night after you'll find ways to play with them.

 

[may_I_please]

Ice ...and glass...cold can be really sexy

 

[may_I_please]

Don't use chocolate

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Don't forget the balls.

 

[OzoneRed]

Don't mistake the Vicks Vapo-Rub for the Vaseline Jelly.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Never do the same thing each time. Always do something differently and add something new to the mix.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Don't mistake the Vicks Vapo-Rub for the Vaseline Jelly.

Or icy heat. I had a roommate do that years ago. It sounded kind of painful.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

 

[Inspirinious]

Or icy heat. I had a roommate do that years ago. It sounded kind of painful.

Years ago, I had a friend who thought it would be kinky-hot to try Icy Hot. And while having sex with his wife in a tree! Nearly killed both of them.