Becoming a Real Man

[Angelique]

Yet another one I absolutely had to share. All in fun, guys...enjoy!

BECOMING A REAL MAN

That's right, in six trimesters you, too, can be a real man - as well as earn a MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to take a look over the program outline.

Sign up now guys! Space is limited...

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 - - Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 - - You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 - - PMS-Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 - - We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things For Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 - - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 - - Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4 am
MEN 112 - - Parenting-It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100 - - Get A Life, Learn To Cook
EAT 101 - - Get A Life, Learn To Cook II
ECON 101 - - What's Hers Is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 - - How NOT to Act Like A Butthead When You're Wrong
MEN 121 - - Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 - - YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 - - Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON 102 - - What WAS Yours Is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 - - You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 - - Morning Dilemma-If It's Awake, Take A Shower
SEX 103 - - How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 - - How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
ELECTIVE - - See Electives Below

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 - - The Remote Control-Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 - - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 - - You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 - - Believe Me, You Do NOT Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 214 - - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries ARE Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 - - Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 - - Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 222 - - Why Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay

Course Electives:

EAT 101 - - Cooking With Tofu
EAT 102 - - Utilization Of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 - - Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 - - Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232 - - Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233 - - Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 103 - - Cheaper To Keep Her

 

[Guest]

Angelique,

That is absolutely hilarious. Unfortunately, there was a fire in my office last week and my printer melted. I'd like to take courses..
Men111
Econ102
Sex103
Men211, 214, 222, 238
Thanks, Bo2323

 

[Angelique]

Dear Mr. Bo,
Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding the classes on "Becoming a Real Man". Unfortunately, we have not had enough people sign up for the classes as of this date.

We anticipate that there will eventually be more students wishing to attend. As we all know, men can be procrastinators. Therefore, we are confident that we will have many apply for late enrollment.

We will keep you on our mailing list and contact you once the class dates have been set. At that point, tuition payment can be arranged.

Again, thank you for your interest. We hope to see you enroll in the near future.

Sincerely,

Angelique

Class Coordinator

 

[SierraSky]

ANGELIQUE,

Is your man registered for any of these classes?

Mine doesn't need them, this woman taught him well. lol

Hey sign me up for Class Instructor.

Sierra

 

[Angelique]

Sierra...you got it! Perhaps your man would like to come in for "show & tell" day? LOL

 

[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Angelique]

ROFL@Horsey...nah we'll give you the credit for that thread darlin'.