Keepingjoy
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- Jan 13, 2024
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Like the title says sex is funny. We are messy, ridiculous humans, so I figured we could have a laugh.
Mine:
After our last kid was born we went the vasectomy route to be done with children. They tell you to not ejaculate for like a week after, or my doc did. So while I’m recovering, my wife was sweet and tried to not help me out, lol, but we realized after 3 days or so that you can’t stop your dreams!
I took a nap in the middle of the day and started dreaming of Queen Latifah rubbing my cock against her lips. I lasted what felt like two seconds and then woke up to the very end of me cumming.
I remember ridiculously lamenting to my wife, “ I was trying really hard not to, but I can’t control a dream!”
Mine:
After our last kid was born we went the vasectomy route to be done with children. They tell you to not ejaculate for like a week after, or my doc did. So while I’m recovering, my wife was sweet and tried to not help me out, lol, but we realized after 3 days or so that you can’t stop your dreams!
I took a nap in the middle of the day and started dreaming of Queen Latifah rubbing my cock against her lips. I lasted what felt like two seconds and then woke up to the very end of me cumming.
I remember ridiculously lamenting to my wife, “ I was trying really hard not to, but I can’t control a dream!”