Bathroom Stuff

[Dillinger]

Percentage of men who think women are always hogging the bathroom: 79
Percentage of women who agree: 64

Number of times the average guy flushes the toilet in a year: 3,250

Number of men who forget to put the toilet seat down for their significant other: 1 in 7

Of these, the number who get yelled at for forgetting: 1 in 3

Bathroom decoration most likely to cause the average guy to curse: The fuzzy cover that bcauses the toilet lid to fall down midstream.

Number of men who sing in the shower: 1 in 5
What they're likely to be singing: "Roxanne"

Number of men who read in the bathroom: 1 in 2

Number who talk on the phone in the bathroom: 1 in 3

Number who have sex in the bathroom: 1 in 5

Number of men who sometimes peek inside another person's medicine cabinet: 1 in 2

Percentage of single men who've gone a month or longer without cleaning the bathtub: 77

Oddly, the average guy's favorite fictional bathroom characters: Scrubbing Bubbles

How the average guy thinks the toilet paper should come off the roll: From over the top

Percentage who prefer "folding" to "crumpling": 58

Number of men who drape toilet paper over the seat in a public restroom: 58

Object the average guy is most likely to accidentally drop into a public toilet: His keys

Percentage of men who wash their hands before leaving the restroom: 58

Percentage of women who wash: 75

Top three things the average guy would liketo see added to every public restroom:

• Completely self-cleaning toilets (inside and out)
• Floor-to-ceiling partitions between urinals.
• An on-call masseuse.

What would YOU like to see added to every public restroom?

 

[Guest]

 

[DevilBoy79]

Bathroom decoration most likely to cause the average guy to curse: The fuzzy cover that bcauses the toilet lid to fall down midstream.

Number who have sex in the bathroom: 1 in 5

How the average guy thinks the toilet paper should come off the roll: From over the top



Top three things the average guy would liketo see added to every public restroom:

• Completely self-cleaning toilets (inside and out)
• Floor-to-ceiling partitions between urinals.
• An on-call masseuse.

Been through the top 3, and totally agree with the last suggestions especially the partitions, cause some places dont have any that i been in, even between the urinals and the normal toilet yuck!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

who the hell ripped off the coat hooks in the toliet stalls in target ever try taking a piss during winter and you have to go really bad and your wearing overalls, i'm not a happy person

 

[Wiggles]

I want some sort of option besides these automatic hand dryers. They just don't work as well as I like.

Toilet seat covers should be mandatory. How those ladies piss all over the seats is beyond me.

 

[lisalove]

Number of men who forget to put the toilet seat down for their significant other: 1 in 7

Gee, that's not bad..



What would YOU like to seeadded to every public restroom? [/B]

a bidet

 

[badasschick]

Toilet seat covers should be mandatory. How those ladies piss all over the seats is beyond me.

My name is the Badasschick, and I am a public restroom hoverer.

Those seats skeeve me out, so I hover if there are no paper toilet seat thingies. I make an honest attempt tp clean up after I'm done, but sometimes I think...."Is that mine, or someone else's?"

 

[weed]

Self-flushing toilets that don't flush while you're still sitting.

Always scares the hell out of me.

 

[rick_j21]

I want to know how you drop your keys in the toilet. Also have any of you ever seen the SNL with Chris Farley as the restroom attendent. I have never really felt comfortable in a restroom with an attendent. Feel kind of like someone is measuring how muh time it takes me to do my stuff.