Bathing Suit Shopping

[TN_Vixen]

I hate going shopping period, much less having to shop for a new suit. I haven't bought a new bathing suit in 3 years. Good God Almighty. This is the worst thing imaginable. You're stuck in a hot changing room with horrid flourescent lighting that accenuates your every flaw and you're supposed to find something that makes you say... "Yeah! That looks hot!"

fucking hell. Well, I bought one anyway. Neon orange. Between the color and the massive tits you should be able to see me a mile away.

 

[Phoenyx]

fucking hell. Well, I bought one anyway. Neon orange. Between the color and the massive tits you should be able to see me a mile away.

Lets see pictures!!

 

[Wiggles]

I hear ya.

I think I'm just going to ditch swimming altogether this year. Or, I'm just wearing my pocahantas rip off swim suit. Again.

Does your bathing suit have a little twisty arrow, and does it say "Curves up ahead"?

 

[TN_Vixen]

yeah, the massive tits got your attention didn't it? hehe

 

[Phoenyx]

yeah, the massive tits got your attention didn't it? hehe

Believe it or not it was the colour.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Or, I'm just wearing my pocahantas rip off swim suit. Again.

Does your bathing suit have a little twisty arrow, and does it say "Curves up ahead"?

Pocahantas rip off? Oh my, does it have fringe? I'm a sucker for fringe. hehe

No arrows necessary, the curves knock you up side the head. *grin*

 

[bluntforcemama]

I have the same suit that I had in highschool. I think that solved the problem of shopping for new ones.

 

[Wiggles]

Pocahantas rip off? Oh my, does it have fringe? I'm a sucker for fringe. hehe

Actually, no. Just the funky white and brown pattern and the little ties.

I need to get a big ol' piece of fringe added, right around the ass dept. maybe? Oooh la la!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I have the same suit that I had in highschool. I think that solved the problem of shopping for new ones.

you suck. I mean that in the sweetest way. ;-)

 

[Lady_J]

At least you have tits

try finding anything that flatters little boobs and a giant ass.