Bases?

Reba67

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I know this isn't a how-to per se, but I don't like the GB on this site.


In terms of making out with someone, what do you think is involved in 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, home run?
 
1 kissing, over clothes fondling
2 touching breasts and I would add ass groping - both under the condition that it is under clothing
3 fingering, oral, handjobs
4 fucking, anal
 
Which base is calling them up on the phone, then hanging up as soon as they answer, and then running to the bathroom to masturbate furiously? That's my favorite base.
 
Which base is calling them up on the phone, then hanging up as soon as they answer, and then running to the bathroom to masturbate furiously? That's my favorite base.

My friends and I have decided that the best adverb to use with "masturbating" is "furiously". It's become kind of an inside joke.
 
enjoy.

The New and Improved Snogging Scale


1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath
4.5 hand snogging
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
9 below waist activity (or bwa)
10 the full monty
 
enjoy.

The New and Improved Snogging Scale


1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath
4.5 hand snogging
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
9 below waist activity (or bwa)
10 the full monty

Okay. I'll bite. What's ear snogging?
 
enjoy.

The New and Improved Snogging Scale


1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath
4.5 hand snogging
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
9 below waist activity (or bwa)
10 the full monty


Wouldn't open mouth kissing come before the 3 minute kiss?
 
oi. don't ask me questions. this is the OFFICIAL SNOGGING SCALE. okay. if you don't know what it means, pretend you do.
 
I'd like the answer to this too...although I think it deserves a base all its own!

It should be first base really, because it should be the very first thing you do. Like a hand shake. "Hello, I'm Phil." "Hello I'm Ingrid." Hump hump hump hump.
 
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