Banana Shaped Cocks

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How do you guys pee without getting it in your eye?

 

[Linedrive]

They stand on their head

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I heard you had a banana shaped cock, DCL.

I'm afraid that you're going to have to give us complete specs on the ol' wedding tackle to disprove this rumor. Don't forget pictures in and out of the smoking jacket.

Thank you for your attention to this matter,

Quality Control

 

[riff]

I lean forward.

 

[sunstruck]

How do you guys pee without getting it in your eye?

See I would have replaced pee with cum and added the word masturbate somewhere.

 

[Gamelover221]

Re: Re: Banana Shaped Cocks

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surely this would only be a prob if you peed whilst hard

which most men dont

Beware the dreaded "Morning Wood"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

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surely this would only be a prob if you peed whilst hard

which most men dont

You wake up. You're hard. You can't wait. Three days out of seven I'm in the tripod position. Most real men are. Fag.

 

[sunstruck]

You wake up. You're hard. You can't wait. Three days out of seven I'm in the tripod position. Most real men are. Fag.

Try the midnight marauder move. A roll over quickie at 3am usually illiminates morning wood.

Helpful tip of the day.

 

[bluemuse]

Wow. I just realised how much I've missed this place.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm sorry, did you suggest that I disturb my sleep? Let me tell you something about me -- my bed is HUGE for a reason, so I can sleep without spooning, kicking, or having to otherwise touch another human being. I love my sleep.

But I'll be happy to accomodate you at 10:30pm.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

If it bananas down, that shouldn't be a problem, but your feet may not see it that way.

Safety goggles near the toilet make sense.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Let me tell you something about me -- my bed is HUGE for a reason, so I can sleep without spooning, kicking, or having to otherwise touch another human being.

Amen!

 

[bluemuse]

If it bananas down, that shouldn't be a problem, but your feet may not see it that way.

Safety goggles near the toilet make sense.

"Bananas down"? I like that. Mind if I use it?

Ugh!!! What if it bananas up????

 

[sunstruck]

I'm sorry, did you suggest that I disturb my sleep? Let me tell you something about me -- my bed is HUGE for a reason, so I can sleep without spooning, kicking, or having to otherwise touch another human being. I love my sleep.

But I'll be happy to accomodate you at 10:30pm.

Ahh but you see it's Thursday.

Let me tell you something about me -- my TV is huge for a reason, so I can watch must see TV every Thursday night with out the possiblity of noticing another human being in the room with me. I love must see TV.


But I'll be happy to have you accomodate me at 11pm.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Mind if I use it?

That'll be $1.

 

[Blindinthedark]

I just don't wizz when I have a hard on.

 

[Thin Man]

Well, if you must know

With the morning woodie, I sit, not stand.

*looking around* am I a sissy?

 

[bluemuse]

That'll be $1.

A dollar well spent, I'd say.