walkingeagle
Literotica Guru
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- Jul 5, 2002
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Banned for think I could make fun of you... you were fun before I even got here!
Banned for saying I'm funny looking---
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Banned for think I could make fun of you... you were fun before I even got here!
Banned for saying I'm funny looking---
Banned for putting words in my mouth.
(And a preemptive ban for the obvious joke you're about to make.)
banned for thinking I would make that joke---
Banned for pretending it's not the first thing that popped into your head when we both know better.
And one last ban to say g'night cuz my phone is dyin' and if I don't get some sleep I'll be late to church in the morning.
Nice to see you, WE darlin'.
banned for cooking bacon in a microwave.
Banned for recreationally smoking banana leaves that are rolled with a chiffonade of mint, basil, and poison ivy inside.
banned for playing in the bait bucket
Banned for not coming over to share the caramel rolls that are about to come out of the oven.
Banned for not being playful enough
Banned for not helping him think of a more imaginative ban.Banned for using the single most unoriginal ban for me....again.
Banned for not helping him think of a more imaginative ban.
Banned because I didn't get a chance to say good morning to him yet.banned for not saying good morning--
Banned because I didn't get a chance to say good morning to him yet.
Hi, WE.
Banned for not bringing me coffee.Good morning!
Banned for not bringing me breakfast--
Banned for tangoing without a partner.Banned for long legs
Banned for tangoing without a partner.
Banned for not realising that he can see nearly half my body in my avatar.banned for never showing more--
Banned for not realising that he can see nearly half my body in my avatar.
Banned for that tongue again. Will you never learn?
banned for asking for more toungue---