Ban all judged Olympic events.

[Problem Child]

Ice skating. What a goofy friggin sport. People train for years and put all their hopes and dreams in the hand of some fat myopic Russian judge that secretly wishes mother Russia will someday rise from the ashes of history and reconquer Europe so he can get his old job as minister of fishguts back, along with his luxurious two-room dacha on the black sea with the coal-fed space heater and his thirty ruble stipend.

This is the same guy that placed ninteenth in the local Kursk regional championships as a teen-ager and was so frustrated that he went out and molested a sheep behind the ice rink. They had a livestock auction going on anyway, so what the fuck.

So all these potato-eating, vodka-stench breath eastern bloc judges get together with some lame-ass ice skating nobody country like, oh say....FRANCE, and decide to trade votes and fuck the Candians out of the gold medal, even when it's painfully obvious that the Canadians kicked the shit out of the commies, even if it was in that effeminate-Barry Manilow-triple lutz way of kicking the shit out of your opponent.

Ex-commie ice skating judges. After they retire, they all go work for the New Orleans police department, don't they?

 

[Weevil]

You know, nine times out of ten I scream the loudest at a perceived slight against the land of the Mackenzies but I have to say I just am not all that outraged over the pairs figure skating medal.

 

[Siren]

Here here PC

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I dont know whats scarier... PC watching Ice skating, or EBW.

Greg Loganus got a gold medal he never should have won.

Guess it all works out in the end.

 

[cymbidia]

The Canadians were definitiely better and everyone but the judges knew it. Even the skaters themselves knew it.

They did a very bad job of judging that competition.
It made me feel sick for those Canadians and for the Russian pair, too, who knew they won in error.

 

[Weevil]

I dont know whats scarier... PC watching Ice skating, or EBW.

Scary like Count Chocula or like George Bush?

 

[Problem Child]

I think he means scary like being nine years old and coming home early from school and seeing mommy on all fours in front of the fireplace with Rover the golden retriever getting some afternoon delight.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

I think he means scary like being nine years old and coming home early from school and seeing mommy on all fours in front of the fireplace with Rover the golden retriever getting some afternoon delight.

Still have issues, do we?

 

[Moridin187]

I think he means scary like being nine years old and coming home early from school and seeing mommy on all fours in front of the fireplace with Rover the golden retriever getting some afternoon delight.

That's a mental image that's gonna give me nightmares for years to come..

 

[Siren]

I give PC's doggie image

 

[Problem Child]

Still have issues, do we?

Stop projecting your nightmarish childhood on me. I had a Beagle as a kid.

 

[tigerjen]

The Canadians were definitiely better and everyone but the
judges knew it. Even the skaters themselves knew it.
They did a very bad job of judging that competition.
It made me feel sick for those Canadians and for the Russian
pair, too, who knew they won in error.

I've been saying it on the Olympic thread, and I'll say it here,
that French judge was committing BRIBERY from what I've heard.....
gosh damn it!

Of course everyone knew the Canadians were better......those judges
had their heads so far up their asses they couldn't make a right
call!

All one has to see are the tears running on Sale's face......no
words needed.....really sad and horrible!

tigerjen

 

[Weevil]

All one has to see are the tears running on Sale's face......no
words needed.....really sad and horrible!

tigerjen

Please, figure skaters cry when their socks don't match.

 

[Siren]

hahhahaaha

 

[Weevil]

Re: hahhahaaha

you are just a spandex discriminator.

Hey I've had to share rinks with them. They seem nice enough but they cry when the snack stand is out of hot chocolate.

 

[tigerjen]

I found....

a couple of articles on the pairs controversy.......

here: www.nbcolympics.com


in one article it said that something similar has
happened before back in '98 at Nagano in the ice
dancing competition.......its all red tape and geo-political
stuff.........

tigerjen

 

[Mike Hammer]

Aww fuck the figure skating. How the hell did it ever become an Olympic event anyway. It's about as mind numbing as watching a dog show. The music they skate to even sucks. If they don't fall down give em a rose and a trophy and send em home.

Further more, Dick Buttons is a dumb ass.

 

[Guest]

 

[Mike Hammer]

I bet there is some goofy behind the scenes stuff at those dog shows foxy.
Is it better than The Gods Must Be Crazy?

 

[Guest]

 

[scylis]

Stop projecting your nightmarish childhood on me. I had a Beagle as a kid.

aaaahhh... i think i see.

you're just JEALOUS b/c mommy got the bigger dog, leaving you with your little beagle to have fun with saturday nights!

 

[tigerjen]

**skating and knocking over the Russians on
the way******

 

[Mensa]

A Great Dane not a piddling-ass retriever

I think he means scary like being nine years old and coming home early from school and seeing mommy on all fours in front of the fireplace with Rover the golden retriever getting some afternoon delight.

That's not scary. Scary is coming home and seeing it's daddy not mommy. Now that's scary!!!

 

[Desert Amazon]