Bad? Worse.

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Snicker.

Cats, you've gotta love 'em.

It says so right in the manual.

 

[Guest]

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[S-Des]

Snicker.

Cats, you've gotta love 'em.

It says so right in the manual.

People keep telling me that, but I must have received a different version.

 

[rgraham666]

There's a manual???

Yes. But it's very small, which is why you usually can't find it.

Manual for cats.

1. Love them
2. Feed them
3. You're on your own.

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Oh, okay. I've seen that.

Except mine has the edges chewed off and somebody peed on it.

Oh oh. The other cats are going to make yours pay for that.

It's supposed to be eaten completely and then thrown up in inconvenient places difficult to clean.

Like the cicada.

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

I'm glad I didn't hat that dream.

 

[starrkers]

*shudder*

The thing is, I think I heard the cat yakking that thing up. The sound somehow worked its way into a dream I was having about a marital aid that utilized a hydraulic jack for optimum function.

Or maybe it was the Transformers movie.

I dunno. It was late. Or early.

You must be slipping. I have an automatic sleeping response to the sound of cat yakking in near vicinity - flail arms and legs to remove cat from bed.
That way I get to stand in cat yakk early in the morning

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

It really worked out well for the recipient.

At least, I heard that it did.

I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Guest]

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[christabelll]

How to tell if you cat is Neurotic

hehehe

All cats are neurotic

there is a book called "how to deal with your neurotic cat"

a hysterical read...


Sorry about the unwanted present from kitty.... but its better than mouse guts on your feet

 

[Remec]

You must be slipping. I have an automatic sleeping response to the sound of cat yakking in near vicinity - flail arms and legs to remove cat from bed.
That way I get to stand in cat yakk early in the morning

As opposed to rolling over on it during the rest of the night/morning, yes?

 

[galaxygoddess]

When I first met my now husband, he had a roomate and two cats. Psymon was his and little kitty was the roommates.

Well some how it got reversed and I was the only one who gave little kitty any attention and the roommate took over Psymon (good thing too, I hated that freaking cat).

Psymon would catch mice and such (there was an incident with a baby chipmunk that would have led to that cat's snapped neck had I gotten a hold of it...) and the cat would at first leave "presents" on the porch and they some how mirgrated inot the roommates bedroom.

That damned cat would leave his "presents" on our roommates pillows.


Gross right?



The roommate thought it was the GREATEST thing EVER!!! We would gawk at him as he cooed and babied the cat for his "gift" and talk about how much the cat loved him o.0;;; He all but framed the cat barf o.0;;;


We let him keep psymon o.o;;;; (and little kitty, but that's another thing altogether)

 

[Guest]

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[SeaCat]

Could have been worse. Mine have been known upn occasion to hide such things in places like shoes and underwear drawers.

Cat

 

[rgraham666]

Shhhh!

Don't give 'em any ideas!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I have the cat automatic deflector reaction in sleep as well. So long as the cat in question gets off of the bed, I'm happy to deal with the matter in the morning. Actually, I have fair certainty that the dog will handle most of it, as to the dog the noise of a cat hacking apparently sounds like "Cleanup on aisle six." Nasty, but not quite so nasty that I won't get back to sleep.

I also have an automatic dog-sick-noise reflex, but that's more complex. With hundred-pound dogs, there are two possibilities that follow hacking noises: bloat, or quite a lot of secondhand dog food. It's fear of the former that propels me out of the bed and into the nearest convenient furniture at bolting speed. Then I usually do a comical ow-ow dance holding whatever body part I smacked off of the dresser while trying to simultaneously reassure the dog that she's not in trouble and palpate her stomach while checking her gums.

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks Shang. I needed that laugh.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Thanks Shang. I needed that laugh.

I live to serve.

 

[Trombonus]

*shudder*

The thing is, I think I heard the cat yakking that thing up. The sound somehow worked its way into a dream I was having about a marital aid that utilized a hydraulic jack for optimum function.

Or maybe it was the Transformers movie.

I dunno. It was late. Or early.

TRANSFORMERS!!!!!

 

[Guest]

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[Trombonus]

LOL!

Hubby took the kids to see the movie when I was out of town last month.

As soon as I got home, the four of us went to see it. They (hubby and the kids) couldn't wait to see it again. I liked it, too.

It really is a good movie.

See guys, I'm not just saying that It really IS a good movie.