Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

Fart Into your vehicle’s fuel tank for free gas.

You’re wasting your money by buying gas, flatulence is FREE.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Keep the sexual harassment forms in the bottom drawer of your filing cabinet. That way when a person goes to get one, you can check out their ass.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you pee the bed when drunk, put a condom on before going to sleep

If you have ever been so drunk you pissed the bed, the next time you drink heavily and are concerned about this happening again; go pee right before bed and put a condom on your dick. They are water tight and can hold up to 1-2 quarts of liquid.

 

[HotBrand]

Want to prove a point that *anyone* is capable of doing good with their lives?

Then it's time.

Legally change your name to "Adolf Hitler" and devote yourself to charitable causes.

You'll be removing the stigma of a name AND opening everyone's minds. What a great idea!

 

[VoraciousValue]

For an extra jolt during masturbation, try hooking up your nuts to a car battery!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Always proof read your posts to make sure you don’t any words out.

You don’t want to sound like an

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't throw out old underwear, toss them in random cars. The owner's partner will appreciate the extra cloth when the need to clean the window.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Every camera is a disposable camera if you throw it in the garbage.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Impose sanctions on bad family members by changing the wifi and streaming passwords

Then they won't be able to binge watch their shows until 3 AM keeping you up all nite.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Spice up your life by moving to West Virginia and sparking a family feud with your new neighbor.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Whenever you get into a argument about sex with your current SO, always brag about how great your ex was in bed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When you finish a call, say bye and don't hang up. They'll assume you did and you can keep listening to them. Cheap way to spy and hear them say what they really think of you to knock your ego down where it belongs.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Medical bill you can't pay? Just fill out the change of address to some random location in another city. Problem Solved!

 

[HotBrand]

Did you know that the price tag on goods is a recommended retail value for consumer awareness?

You don't HAVE to pay that price. It's an opt-in.

Go to the store counter and just tell them that you don't want to pay for it - then walk out with the item.

#lifehacks2022

 

[stickygirl]

If you're arrested in London, ask the officer if he's read the cross-party report into Met police corruption and if £10 will do to drop the charges? If not, ask if he's into kiddy porn too because you know some great sites.

 

[HotBrand]

If you're arrested in London, ask the officer if he's read the cross-party report into Met police corruption and if £10 will do to drop the charges? If not, ask if he's into kiddy porn too because you know some great sites.

This. A thousand times this!

I think I love you.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fuel prices too high?

Word on the street is urine is safe as a gasoline additive. And is it a coincidence that the fuel line is about the width of a penis? I don't think so!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Fuel prices too high?

Word on the street is urine is safe as a gasoline additive. And is it a coincidence that the fuel line is about the width of a penis? I don't think so!

As a former rocket scientist, I can only assume that the fuel line you're referring to is that of a rocket...

If that is not the case and you're referring to car fuel line, we need to find you some average males in order to correct your perspective...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As a former rocket scientist, I can only assume that the fuel line you're referring to is that of a rocket...

If that is not the case and you're referring to car fuel line, we need to find you some average males in order to correct your perspective...

Are you volunteering?

I've never thought about urine reclamation as fuel for space exploration. Good idea!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Are you volunteering?

I've never thought about urine reclamation as fuel for space exploration. Good idea!

Sadly, I'm a Ken doll and have nothing to show.

Grab a herd of elephants and let's aim for Mars!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you fake the right symptoms, your doctor will be required to give you a prostate exam.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sadly, I'm a Ken doll and have nothing to show.

Grab a herd of elephants and let's aim for Mars!

Well, that's a bit of a let down.
But I am told I'm a Barbie doll

Elephants, you say? This is gonna be one interesting trip.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If you fake the right symptoms, your doctor will be required to give you a prostate exam.

Oddly enough, I've never been able to pull this off.

Tips?

 

[JerseyJade]

Wanna give your man the best hand job of his life? Stroke him off using lots of Bengay as a lubricant and watch him squirm.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Looking for the perfect gift for your SO. A bathroom scale is so thoughtful.