Bad Random Life Tips.

[sally_sparrow]

Is this food or sexual?

Yikes lol. It was in reference to food.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hook up all your Christmas lights to one outlet to save electricity.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Not feeling well? Go get drunk.

 

[MrPractical]

Not feeling well? Go get drunk.

Not feeling well...check out Sally Sparrow's AV pic...you will be fine

 

[mnbreastluver]

The fight you will have showing up at your girls at 2 am will be the same as showing up at 5 am so enjoy yourself King.

 

[stickygirl]

If you're desperate for a pee, tie a knot in his penis, then he'll definitely pull over at the next service station.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Smell gas in your house? Light a match and check out every room until you hear an explosion then you’ll know the source.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yikes lol. It was in reference to food.

I choose to take it as sexual advice. Bad sexual advice. But sexual, nevertheless.

 

[sally_sparrow]

I choose to take it as sexual advice. Bad sexual advice. But sexual, nevertheless.

Good thing it's a bad advice thread

 

[hotwords229_A]

We provide eye protection in case you’re a total loser who needs it.

 

[stickygirl]

Attach a flexible pipe to the exhaust and bring nice warm air into the cabin of your car in cold weather.

 

[HotBrand]

Have you ever noticed all those people in cinemas who take popcorn from the person sitting next to them - and they seem happy?

It turns out that they don't know each other. That's just flirting.

Try it on the meanest looking person the next time you're at the movies. It'll be fine.

 

[HotBrand]

Prove to the world that you are the hero it needs.

Don spandex tights, a bedsheet for a cloak, and roam the streets at night to met out vigilante justice.

For bonus points, wear your underwear on the outside of your tights to REALLY intimidate goons.

 

[FoxxyRedd]

Thank you for the wonderful bad advice thread! I can't stop

 

[stickygirl]

"Always cook chicken till it comes off the bone." Take the bones out first - end of problem

 

[mnbreastluver]

If You Photoshop male nipples on a naked female, nude content becomes safe for work.

 

[HotBrand]

Plug sockets often become clogged with dirt and can cause power outages.

Resolve this issue by clearing debris with a metal needle directly into the socket.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you step on the brakes and the gas at the same time your car will take a screenshot.

 

[stickygirl]

If you deflate an orange first, they take up less space in the fridge

 

[Jada59]

Having sex? Be so loud that the neighbors hear. Make them jealous.

 

[HotBrand]

Size matters.

Boast about your 4 inch penis at every opportunity.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Drink sunscreen on a hot day. You will sweat it out, applying it to your whole body.

 

[justaphrase]

Let a smile be your umbrella

 

[HotBrand]

Never give up and never surrender. The true alcoholic never quits.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you need to go to the hospital but want to ensure you get a private room while you’re there, go get tuberculosis first, then they’ll have to give you your own room.