Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

Need a parking spot in the city? There's usually an open spot next to fire hydrants!

 

[Ziggins]

Make a bigger package by putting a gun in your pants.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Be brave enough to suck at something new.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Trying is the first step toward failure.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Every December 1st, it is perfectly legal to set off fireworks in Farmer Brown's corn maze.

 

[MsLead]

It's a great idea to drive around offering candy to strangers

 

[kurrginatorX]

Follow all of MsLead's Bad Random Life Tips. Somehow, things always work out the opposite of what she suggests.

 

[MsLead]

Follow all of MsLead's Bad Random Life Tips. Somehow, things always work out the opposite of what she suggests.

He likes me cuz I'm weird. Be weird. Be yourself....

 

[kurrginatorX]

He likes me cuz I'm weird. Be weird. Be yourself....

He likes you cuz you're yourself.

 

[MsLead]

Open mouth, insert foot....the best advice!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Open mouth, insert foot....the best advice!

My mouth, your foot?

 

[MsLead]

My mouth, your foot?

Um...speechless........

 

[kurrginatorX]

Um...speechless........

I've been known to suck the nail polish right off a foot.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Try intermediate fasting.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you’re ever mad just kick an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

 

[sillysluttycouple]

If you’re ever mad just kick an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Oh my god!

Make some easy money by selling the kiddney you arent using.

 

[DeckardNYC]

You don't really have to pay your mortgage, just tell them it's been forgiven.

 

[kurrginatorX]

If you get caught between the moon and DeckardNYC, that just means that you are his guest. No, no … don't expect to leave anytime soon. He has lots of fun games planned for ya.

 

[Sundayschild]

Best to call people out on sites like this. They'll thank you and let you get on with what you really came here for.

 

[Bjerget]

If you don't pack twenty pairs of socks in your carryon your feet will get cold.

 

[DarkSimian]

Have unprotected sex; what's the worse that can happen?

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Carrying a pistol counts as protection right?

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you're leaving your hourly job, on the last day "forget" to clock out so they have to pay you forever.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Men: Eat, drink, and be Mary. You know you have felt like a female for some time now.