Bad Random Life Tips.

[stickygirl]

If your husband really wants anal sex with you, eat a tin of prunes the night before, for a guaranteed outcome

 

[LizVegas79]

If your brother asks you to hook him up with one of your friends you always should, because nothing could ever get complicated with either of them after you do.

 

[Sundayschild]

If your husband really wants anal sex with you, eat a tin of prunes the night before, for a guaranteed outcome

There WILL be a guaranteed outcome

 

[TwinkleStars]

If you are afraid of people who aren't wearing masks, just use a can of mace on them to make sure they keep their distance.

 

[Lady2020]

If you're a Dom, have the balls to say so when starting a relationship.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Showers are like sidewalks; avoid the cracks.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Want bigger biceps fast? Slam your upper arms in car doors.

 

[MissMandy86]

Dont tell people your problems.. most are happy you have them.. the rest dont care

 

[TwinkleStars]

To really make an impact this Halloween, don't skimp on cheap decor. Go murder someone and put their dead body on your front lawn. Neighbors will appreciate your attention to detail.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Use steel wool to get your stained teeth really white.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Always trust everything people tell you. Human beings are never wrong.

 

[TwinkleStars]

When driving your car on a sunny day, it's very important to protect your eyes from the sun by wearing a blindfold.

 

[TwinkleStars]

To cut down on waste, plug your butt with a soldering iron.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Having problems trying to lose 15 lbs? Cut off one of your legs.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Put your computer/laptop/tablet/phone in the washing machine on hot to kill all the bacteria on them.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you feel sleepy while driving, you should speed up because the adrenaline would wake you up.

 

[TwinkleStars]

During an important business meeting, always call the men 'homeys' and the women 'hoes'. It shows them how down you are with the kids.

 

[TwinkleStars]

You can reuse your used condoms by boiling them in hot water for ten minutes and spraying them with disinfectant.

 

[MrPractical]

Q-tips will solve all of your problems

 

[JulieRichUK]

Lick them one at a time to find the live one

 

[MrPractical]

Lick them one at a time to find the live one

This could be the why you are alone....

 

[Cyberbella]

This could be the why you are alone....

I’m shocked...I think she meant wires but now Im not sure.

Guessing a man’s age with no background knowledge is a great idea!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Dress as a construction worker and try to sneak backstage at a Village People concert.

You can reuse your used condoms by boiling them in hot water for ten minutes and spraying them with disinfectant.

I read that news item too.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Running from the police? Dress up in a huge envelope. Opening someone else’s mail is a federal crime. Legally cops can’t touch you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Wanna go see the Pyramids? Post loads of ridiculous conspiracy theories online about how they don't exist and double down when people try and debunk your claims. Eventually someone will get so fed up with your bullshit they'll actually take you to see them just to shut you up.