bad manners?

[Black Tulip]

Oh dear, I think I have committed a serious breach of etiquette.

I'm a new member of Literotica and I did kind of introduced myself with a feedback thread for my first story.

Somehow I get the feeling that I should have introduced myself here as well. Instead I just put my big mouth right in.

I do hope you'll forgive this slightly doddering lady. I never even chatted before joining Lit!

 

[Jenny _S]

Oh dear, I think I have committed a serious breach of etiquette.

I'm a new member of Literotica and I did kind of introduced myself with a feedback thread for my first story.

Somehow I get the feeling that I should have introduced myself here as well. Instead I just put my big mouth right in.

I do hope you'll forgive this slightly doddering lady. I never even chatted before joining Lit!

Your manner citation is in the mail. Please mail you fine directly to me at the enclosed address.

Thank you.

 

[whispering_surrender]

Tuplip dear, it's a free site and there is no "official" way to introduce yourself. Here on the AH are some of the nicest people you could ever meet, but like all humans, have our bad days and grumpy moments. *grin* Some more than others. No need to apologize to us.

Either way, welcome and it's a pleasure to meet you. Hope you stick around.

*hug*

Whisper

 

[Guest]

Tulip, don't worry about it. I never officially introduced myself. I just snuck in when no one was looking.

 

[raphy]

Tulip, don't worry about it. I never officially introduced myself. I just snuck in when no one was looking.

We noticed you!!

And Jenny, be nice to the newbies. /spank

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Like Crimson I snuck in while Jenny the door guard was...busy

Welcome to the AH Tulip and don't worry, proper eittiquette around here tends to depend a lot on how's online at the time

-Colly

 

[cookiejar]

Welcome... no breach of etiquette here. I'm easy...

 

[MathGirl]

Dear BT,
Usually three to five days. Up to a week if the painters are in.
MG

 

[Black Tulip]

Dear BT,
Usually three to five days. Up to a week if the painters are in.
MG

Ha! I knew not to ask that one.

Thanks for the welcome everybody.

 

[gauchecritic]

Eyup Tulip,

Nice to meet you, I'll say hola for Perdita since it looks like she's incommunicado this week. (as you probably know since it looks as though you've been spying on us before daring to post )

But that's ok too as there must be millions who read but never post on any boards.

I'm sure lots of other regulars are a might busy with Nano this month and may not have time to welcome you, so this is for those who can't: Hello.

Welcome to the zoo.

Gauche

 

[Wills]

Hi there Tulip

Welcome, I'm comparatively new here myself. It's not too bad. Been kind of told off a couple of times for speaking out of turn an fings but that was just MG...

Glad to hear you've got a story in, your ahead of me there but I'm pretty close to finishing an 'erotic coupling' in several parts, in fact resolved the plot for the final chapter today - flash of inspiration - so I might get it posted later this month, depending on NaNo.

NOTE FOR MG
I've carefully reviewed all my welcome postings and other thread entries and I have NEVER EVER been advised not to ask the question, I know what the answer is, could you please, please remind me of the question?


Will''s.

 

[Guest]

Welcome, Tulip.

I don't think we've actually 'spoken' before, but I do recognise you, I've seen a few of your posts here and there. Congrats on the story, btw.

Fancy writing a novel in a month? I'm not on commission for sign-ups or anything, honest!

Lou

 

[Black Tulip]

Fancy writing a novel in a month? I'm not on commission for sign-ups or anything, honest!
Lou

Fancy? Sure. Time? Hell no: a son, a house, a job.
I'll shelve that for the time of my retirement.

Thanks for asking, I think.

 

[Dirty Slut]

Welcome to the mobily insane...

Bring all your doubts, pouts, and whining here, but leave them at the door to be registared with the rest, and just have a good time.

DS

 

[English Lady]

Hello and welcome Black Tulip! Make yourself at home!

 

[pop_54]

Hi tulip

Hi Black Tulip, nice to meet you at last, Umm there was just one small breach of the normal etiquette, new peeps always buy a round of drinks at the bar But with 20 plus posts you've sneaked past that one

Welcome love, and no need to feel nervous, we don't bite well not all of us.

 

[whispering_surrender]

*laughs softly*

Pops only bites if you ask him nicely!

Whisper

Please?

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmm

*laughs softly*

Pops only bites if you ask him nicely!

Whisper

Please?

I'm tuning the teeth as we speak love

 

[MathGirl]

I know what the answer is, could you please, please remind me of the question?

Dear Wi,
Nope. Sorry, not my department. I only do The Answer.
MG

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

THE INSIDE SCOOP ON BLACK TULIP

Greetings,

I put on most of my Junior Private Dick outfit and skulked over to the Story Feedback to get the low-down on this Black Tulip person. Although seemingly of sound mind and slimming body, a reference was made to Dr. Mabeuse as, “nice,” an utterance that brings the former into question. However, in defense of BT’s reason and judgment, it should be noted that, at the time, Doc was acting unusually, maybe even suspiciously, mellow.

No thanks are needed, folks. This is just another fine service of, Dicks R Us.

Black Tulip’s rap sheet follows.

--

Introductory remarks: Hello everybody,

Can you tell my fingers are shaking? I just got my first story accepted. Boy am I excited! No! Not that kind of excited, just keep your hands above the table.

Alibi: I stumbled onto Literotica by accident. Looking for tips to get rid of my writers block, while working on a science-fantasy story. Still not finished, because Literotica got me hooked in no time. First reading and last week I dived into the writing as well.

Biography: I am tall and darkhaired. At the moment slimming like hell because I quit smoking and starting eating instead. I like science fiction and fantasy. I am trying to write sf-stories but somehow my characters always ended up wanting to have sex.

Location: Europe

Story URL: http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=112232

 

[Seattle Zack]

*imagining Rumple in a fedora*

 

[Black Tulip]

God, watched by Big Rumple Foreskin!

Would that be a private cock?

Or more of a decked dick?

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And that's why he looks so miserable in his AV. Originally, it was of a jolly fat guy getting a blowjob by a pretty elf - now he's down to a skinny, masked loner wanking off.

 

[Guest]